evil tampon

a tampon that leeks...

exuse me.. mam.. you have an evil tampon..

by Will July 23, 2004

tampon fucker

a slut who is so poor they have to use tampons as dildos.

That whore is such a tampon fucker.

by Kykemaster3000 December 15, 2007

Temporarily Permanent

When something is meant to be there for a temporarily purpose, but is kept there for a very long time.

Guy: That tarp has been there for ages!
Girl: yeah, it was suppose to be a temporarily wall to separate the art room from the drama room.
Guy: wow, but that was like a year ago!
Girl: yeah, well i guess you can say its Temporarily Permanent

by Deutch girl :) April 27, 2009

Tampon Jockey

1. Noun. Referring to a male. Just a couple steps below your basic douche bag.
2. Whiner. Man who constantly complains like a 15 year old bitch.

"Ron was being such a Tampon Jockey last night!"

"You guys, it's late. I want to go!"
"Oh Ron, Don't be such a Tampon Jockey"

by Mindy B. April 25, 2008

temporalfluxin'

1. the act of wearing an aluminum helmet to keep the gamma rays the government bombards us with from penetrating one's braing while simultaneously accepting fellatio from a sheep or a toilet gnome, whichever is in closer proximity

When the police scanner started buzzing in the high FM frequency, I started temporalfluxin' immediately. IMMEDIATELY.

by Blinker April 7, 2003

temporary asshole

A motorcyclist who chooses to "harass" other motorists by riding recklessly, doing stoppies and wheelies on heavily travelled roads, and riding way too fast for the conditions. The rider rarely wears any protection other than a helmet (where required). This is done simply to show off and has great potential to result in a dead, or temporary, motorcyclist. See also squid.

Now that the weather is good, there are temporary assholes riding wheelies all over the place.

by jerdez26 June 9, 2006

Tampon squash

The substance left on a tampon after it has been ejected out of a woman with a blue waffle

Gabby was extremely shocked when she noticed that her tampon squash was a strange yellow color.

by Gingerspice3696 September 3, 2011