Tamponc

To tamponc - To place a tampon into your vagina.

"I'm tamponcing"!! = I'm putting a tampon inside me

by SavageOranges April 8, 2011

Tampon Racer

Also known as a cradle snatcher, a tampon racer is a male who tends to seek younger women for sexual pleasure. It is an over-exaggeration, as they try to place their male sexual organ inside a females sexual organ, before a tampon manages to do so

'God, she's too young for him'
'Yeah, He's a tampon racer'

'What kind of girls should I bring?'
'Mr "18 year old" here is a tampon racer'
'okay, I will call up some 15 year olds'

by DJMMTFF October 5, 2011

Tampon shot

When you soak a tampon in alcohol and then stick it in your vagina.

Let's do tampon shots and get craaaaazy!!

by Alotta vachina January 8, 2016

Tampon Vampire

Where a male/female likes to suck on used tampons (usually with blood on it)

My boyfriend is the Tampon Vampire

by nfgchvb March 18, 2017

turnpike tampon

A slow driver in the left lane of a highway, a driver that impedes the flow of traffic.

He's only going 60! This is the passing lane! What a tampon! Fucking turnpike tampon!

by wilsomb January 28, 2012

Pumpkin Spice Tampon

A tampon that’s been put up someone’s ass to control diarrhea

Jimmy you want to taste my pumpkin spice tampon?

by Yelk May 8, 2019

Human Tampon

A Posh way of Saying 'I want To Shag You'
Also used By Royalty

'I want to be your Human Tampon'
'Baby Let Me Be Your Human Tampon'
Iwas Jessica's Human Tampon Last Night'

by Dedda October 20, 2008