tobleroned

A consequence of being triple analed, the arse hole of the recipient gapes in a triangular shape looking like someone has beaten a toblerone up there with a hammer.

Me and my mates tobleroned your mum

by grandmother fucker August 19, 2013

Toilet Texting

When texting is done on the toilet.

"He sent me 20 texts today which is odd. He hardly ever texts and said he had the runs."
"I think he was toilet texting you."
"Gross!"

by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

Toilet Whore

One who frequently uses other people's toilets or bathrooms as to not stink up their own.

Ben - "Hey guys, my toilet is clogged again, and when I called the plumber the line was busy so I was wondering if --"

John - "Not after what you did last time you toilet whore!"

by rsmith1724 September 14, 2009

Toilet

A very scary place where even the bravest shit themselves.

Also, a place where you can read newspapers.

"I am the <insert superhero name here>. I am the bravest man/thing in the world. Btw, what's this place??? Oh no!! Toilet!!! Gotta take a shit."

"Damn wife, I can't even read the newspapers in peace."

by Slunjan August 12, 2008

toilet

Its a sanctuary where you take a shit Sometimes you may piss or even upchuck... Human waste goes here.

Cassandra uses the toilet quite often.

by Jazmo April 12, 2006

toilet greaser

Hand-job given (or received) in a truck stop restroom with a random trucker you met on the CB radio while on the road.

Hey truckers...heading out eastbound on I-10 for next 3 days. Honk & flash high-beams if you're up for a toilet greaser. (Doug Stanhope)

by stinkyapples April 29, 2014

tolentino

Tolentino refers to a gathering of the Gods. Kind of like how the Greek Gods and Goddesses would gather at Mount Olympus, a tolentino is the gathering of a powerhouse family into one room, or can also directly refer to a powerhouse family.

"Holy shit did you see that?"
"See what?"
"The Monroes are having a tolentino."
"Duh, only tolentino families can have a tolentino."

by Kjntinthehousesynonymousanonym April 13, 2017