toilet squatter

ava (Keiper)

look at that ava man, what a toilet squatter.

by rattyiggle April 22, 2020

toilet banana

Probably, the term used for poop by drunk scientists.

Einstein: “Hey Newton, Don’t forget to flush your toilet banana!

by xTexasJockx1 May 20, 2019

Toilet Gravy

Brown toilet water from diarrhea.

After Kevin left the restroom I had to go and realized Kevin made a bowl of toilet gravy. " You suck Kevin!"

by mikeyintheoc May 1, 2010

toilet master

someone who marks their territory by peeing around the rim of the toilet

I am the toilet master.

by fragileego May 16, 2014

toilet ornament

Slang for shit/human waste.

Who laid this toilet ornament and didn't flush?

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

Clogged Toilet

Used during sexual intercourse, when you stick your own feces inside another human's butthole.

Guy 1: Bro what did you do on your tinder date?

Guy 2: Dude we did EVERYTHING. Even the clogged toilet!

Guy1: No way bro! she sounds like a keeper!

by darkenedwenis June 27, 2019

toilet praying

When you've drunk too much and eaten you occasionally find yourself puking on your knees in front of a toilet. The position suggests that you're praying to the toilet, i.e. toilet praying

Dude I wrote all my exams yesterday and went to a grand party. The next day i was toilet praying all morning long!

by Swissmiz October 29, 2010