A toilet who's interior bowl region is shallow enough to cause a mans' testicles to drop directly into the toilet water.
"Oh man! It looked like a tall toilet but it was a bitch-toilet and now I have to wash my nuts!", said Jim.
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Get the Halva's toilet mug.Synonym for toilet brush. Toilet spoons, also known as cosmetic spoons, were used to store perfumes for makeup in ancient Egyptian society. Therefore the term toilet spoon actually precedes and is superior in all respects to the term toilet brush. The term toilet brush therefore must surely die out and be replaced by the term toilet spoon.
In Louis Shap's recent video about Willne and Pyrocynical's secret ASMR channel, there was outcry when Louis described sounds being made by a toilet spoon. 'After that he (Willne) brushes it with some kind of toilet spoon'
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Get the Toilet Computer mug.A mistake by newbies in poker where they believe just as in their toilet a fullhouse can be taken care by a flush whilst in poker it is the contrary where fullhouse beats the flush
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Get the toilet principle mug.A build up of shit and toilet paper bits on the back of the seat,
when you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper.
when you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper.
Man, at work there's always toilet dander on the back of the seat, because my boss buys the cheapest fucking toilet paper.
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