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Thirteen year old

Although it is an age, it is also used as an insult that is targeted towards horny kids on Youtube, Reddit, or Discord. They can be found in the comment sections of videos or post that have at least one somewhat sexual words included in the title, such as boob or butt. Most Thirteen year olds try to bamboozle people into thinking they are a different age by saying they are a generic adult age such most often 21yo. They also use their Xbox user names as the username on many other sites. There go to comment or reply to somewhat sexual content is “mmh so sezy” and “1 like = 10000000000 sorry to God”.
“Eww, there are so many little horny thirteen year olds that watch this.”
by Yung_Nigget January 1, 2020
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twitter thirsty

A person who a) did not receive enough attention from mommy and daddy as a child or b) does not receive enough attention from fellow peers during a normal day and feels the need to compensate by tweeting their every thought in hopes that people in the twittersphere will "favorite" or "retweet" their prosaic ideals of modern society.
Jill: Hey Becky did you see all of my tweets yesterday?

Becky: Yea the 27 about your boyfriend, best friend, and every little thing that happened at school, they were really cute.

Jamarquis: Damn no one gives a $h!t you twitter thirsty bitches!
by bigrem075 December 22, 2013
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Dirty Thirties

The age at which single women without children realise that their biological clock is ticking, As a consequence they may lower their standards and increase their willingness to perform sexual acts as a matter of desperation in order to find a mate/sexual partner. They may also attempt to hook up with younger males as an attempt to elongate their youth.

The expression almost always refers to women, as men are thought to always be in this state.
"Lets go to club x and pull some dirty thirties..."
by MacTheKinife February 24, 2010
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Code Thirteen

Originally derived from the movie Thirteen Days, the term “Code 13” has numerous definitions:

1. This information, of or relating to political strategy, is meant to be kept top secret, private, and on the downlow.
2. Privileged information.

Then being applied by prestigious members of the Warren Mott High School elite, in Warren, Michigan, the code took on an underground meaning as well:

3. The motorcade formation of vehicles traveling to various locations as a group confidentially.

The group is recognizable by their high speed driving in uniquely equipped American-made vehicles, with chrome “13” emblems, through residential areas, highways, and school parking lots. Certain political affiliations allow the financially sufficient and resourceful brotherhood to remain elusive and ambiguous.
1/2) Ben: You ridin' with us, or you chillin' with your girl?
Tim: Man, I dumped that hoe, but keep it code thirteen.

3)Rod: This game is wack.
Steve: Let's code thirteen outa here.
by NOTMYNECK March 5, 2007
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Thirsty

To want ass/dick so bad that one would go to the extreme to get said ass/dick. Usually the non contagious disease of thirst is found in females but it can also be found in men. Thirsty men are known to masturbate A LOT. Though this disease is not contagious, do not and I say DO NOT interact with thirsty bitches/manwhores.
Ben: I would run through the Sahara Desert, get stung by 14,562 bees simutaniously, fight off Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and Shaq all at the same time, drive a bike with one wheel through Compton naked without any clothes nor means of protection, lick a sweaty ass donkey's pussy out, fuck a 74 year old woman who has herpes, and get my penis pierced in 17 different places just to have a 1 in 32,466,244,354,845 chance of breathing in a single air molecule that has touched your beautiful lips that I would love to lick so hard right now.

Girl: Dang bitch, thirsty…or naaaaww?
by A mothafuckkin starfish May 17, 2014
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These pretzels are making me thirsty

in seinfeld kramer got this line in a woody allen movie
These pretzels are making me thirsty George yelled out the window of Jerry's apartment, and kramer got fired from the movie because when he said the line he slammed down a glass cup and broke a piece into woody allen's eye and he started to cry.
by kingkong77775 June 5, 2007
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I'm thirsty

What a girl says when they want the D.
Guy: so i'm bored, what u wanna do
Girl: I'm thirsty
Guy: I'm feeling horny so let's have sex
Girl: awesome
by Pokepen March 9, 2016
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