Sneak-a-poo is an unexpected poo. It's what happens when you go to the bathroom to pee, and then unexpectedly realize you have to poo too. It's like your poo is saying "peek-a-boo! I'm here!"
It usually only happens to girls, or to boys who sit down to pee.
It usually happens at an inconvenient time, like when you have a meeting in 5 minutes, or when you're at a friend's house for dinner and food has just been served, or when you're at your boyfriend's house in the middle of a movie and you ask him to pause it so you can quickly pee but then you're gone for 15 minutes. If you realize you have to poo in any of these situations or ones like it, you've been sneak-a-pooed.
It usually only happens to girls, or to boys who sit down to pee.
It usually happens at an inconvenient time, like when you have a meeting in 5 minutes, or when you're at a friend's house for dinner and food has just been served, or when you're at your boyfriend's house in the middle of a movie and you ask him to pause it so you can quickly pee but then you're gone for 15 minutes. If you realize you have to poo in any of these situations or ones like it, you've been sneak-a-pooed.
As a noun:
Sorry I was gone for so long. I thought I just had to pee but it was really a sneak-a-poo.
As a verb:
Dude, sorry I made you wait for me outside the airport terminal bathroom after we deplaned and you were left standing there for 20 minutes and got so bored that you started riding the moving walkway for fun; I totally got sneak-a-pooed.
Sorry I was gone for so long. I thought I just had to pee but it was really a sneak-a-poo.
As a verb:
Dude, sorry I made you wait for me outside the airport terminal bathroom after we deplaned and you were left standing there for 20 minutes and got so bored that you started riding the moving walkway for fun; I totally got sneak-a-pooed.
by AlexisB April 17, 2013
Get the Sneak-a-poomug. A person who inserts an appendage (phallus, finger, toe) into the anus of another person for sexual stimulation or out of spite.
“Hey Monica, can I put my finger in your asshole?”
“Sure Alex, jam it up there good and hard you dirty poo digger you!”
“Sure Alex, jam it up there good and hard you dirty poo digger you!”
by CannedPears November 8, 2009
Get the Poo Diggermug. by SuburbanSlang April 27, 2014
Get the Poo Sploshingmug. "These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise.
Its continuing mission: To explore strange new worlds... To seek out new life; new civilisations...
To hunt down and destroy Poo Jason"
Its continuing mission: To explore strange new worlds... To seek out new life; new civilisations...
To hunt down and destroy Poo Jason"
by Jean-Luc Picard vs. Poo Jason July 30, 2019
Get the Poo Jasonmug. by poonephew October 13, 2018
Get the Poo trapmug. The poo manchu is similar to a dirty sanchez, however additional lines of poo are drawn perpendicular to the horizonal mustache. Similar to a fu-manchu, except with shit.
I was banging this girl and things got freaky. She was tired of the Dirty Sanchez, so she asked for a poo manchu.
by B Kuhl December 28, 2009
Get the poo manchumug. by ACRanger August 14, 2010
Get the pudding poomug.