skin tasting

The act of covering your elbow in peanut butter and having your dog like it off, whilst masturbating to the feeling

John: did you hear Noah was skin tasting yesterday?
Taylor: Yeah I saw the video, it was amazing.

by ClaxMcb meatrider March 21, 2024

Tasting the Strange

When you're in a perfectly acceptable and enjoyable relationship with someone both emotionally and sexually, but you find the urge to cheat on your girl with another woman for no inexplicable reason. No matter how adequate your partner, you will feel the urge to taste another girl, or hook up with someone that's kinky or different than your current partner.

I caught Todd tasting the strange last night, I can't believe he won't be loyal to me!

by thenedflanders May 23, 2021

I'm done tasting that

To break up with someone.

You still going out with Joey M?

Nah, he's a loser, I'm done tasting that.

by Shuaman October 21, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Taste the Rainbow

When your wife, girlfriend or one night stand masturbates with a variety of different flavor popsicles prior to you going down on her.

My girl last night went through a whole box before she let me Taste the Rainbow.

by BellsBeach50 June 28, 2019

ghastly good taste

Interior decoration of mechanical perfection, lacking all life or connection to its owner. Furniture that you don't dare use, since actual use would destroy the design effect.

My aunt's house was furnished in ghastly good taste. She had plastic slipcovers on all the furniture so that we children wouldn't actually contact the fancy upholstery, and plastic runners on the carpets.

by nurgler April 17, 2008

Tasteful Hag

Woman who doesn't wear loud make-up, skimpy clothing, is calm, collective and is knowledgeable.

She knows she'll never be a cute hag and adknowledges it. All in all, a respectable woman.

Elysia: *sigh*

Adam: ...What's wrong?

Elysia: Oh, it's nothing.

Adam: Then why did you sigh? Clearly something is wrong.

Elysia: The truth is... i'm saddened by the fact that i'll never be a cute hag.

Adam: Ah, I see now. Don't be sad, I personally think you're a tasteful hag（＾ω＾）

Elysia: You.. you really think so? (´ • ᵕ • `)

Adam: Of course I do, you check all the marks of a tasteful hag!

Elysia: Oh, you're so kind, Adam! (≧◡≦)

Adam: Want a hug? ლ (╹◡╹ლ)

Elysia: YES!! (´ • ω • `)

by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023