Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS)

An affliction that ails men entering middle age, usually evidenced by a swollen head that was not present in their teens or twenties. As best can be determined, SHS is caused by a lifetime of a diet high in animal fats and high sodium intake.

After watching William Shatner in "Star Trek" and John Travolta in "Welcome Back Kotter," then again seeing them both over twenty years later in "Boston Legal" and "Pulp Fiction," it was clear that both venerable actors suffered from Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS).

Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS) by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008

Post-Vegas Depression syndrome 

The condition that is felt upon returning from a Las Vegas vacation back to real life. Usually lasts 4-5 days. Symptoms include staying in bed all day, heavy drinking by yourself, and attempts to book future visits in the near future. Productivity at work goes down the toilet...

Man that Vegas trip was great, but I think I'm suffering from Post-Vegas Depression syndrome.

Post-Vegas Depression syndrome by Dirty Vegas July 21, 2005

Adele Syndrome 

A mental condition in which a person is obsessed with another person. A person experiencing Adele syndrome will often exhibit reckless actions should they deem it necessary in order to be with the person of interest.

Man A: Wow how is that girl single?

Man B: Oh her? She has Adele syndrome. Shes been practically stalking this guy in her class for over a year.

Adele Syndrome by Caitlin P. October 1, 2017

Beerpal-tunnel syndrome 

a medical condition that affects your dominant drinking arm

He's drinking with his left hand because his right arm has beerpal-tunnel syndrome

Beerpal-tunnel syndrome by jonesberger October 8, 2018

magpie syndrome 

An irrational affinity for shiny objects. When a highly shiny object is seen by the sufferer it often may induce a compulsive need to claim it and several minutes of staring at said object in the sun. This will later end in the sufferer pocketing the object to add to his/her collection by a sunny windowsill at home. If a shiny object is ouside of a sufferer's grasp it will usually result in an strong, though usually short-lived obsession over it.

Me: Master Chief's armor wasn't nearly as shiny as you said in the Halo 3 trailer.
Ray: yea it is it is sooooooooooooooooo shiny
Me: Magpie syndrome

magpie syndrome by phort99 May 25, 2006

CBA Syndrome 

CBA (Can't Be Arsed) Syndrome is a medically recognised form of severe laziness that affects thousands of teenagers and college students across the globe each year.

Teacher: Why haven’t you completed the essay I set over the weekend Dave?

Dave: I had a severe case of CBA Syndrome Miss!

CBA Syndrome by MSNNINJA December 21, 2008

Dumb Bitch Syndrome 

A girl who does the following suffers from Dumb Bitch Syndrome or DBS:

1. Acts without thinking and then later rationalizes her behavior based completely on her emotions.

2. Thinks it's ok to act bitchy or psycho just because she's on her period.

3. Uses sex as a form of currency.

4. Says one thing to your face; then another to everyone else (aka. is "fake," "twatty," or "talks shit.")

5. Does something she says she likes just so she can complain about it later.

6. Spreads your embarrassing sexual info to all her friends.

7. Makes a boyfriend or friend buy her gifts only to her her complain about the gift you give her not being good enough later.

Men can also suffer from DBS. These men are called "super puss-cakes."

Dude, I really want to date Taylor, but she has a serious case of "Dumb Bitch Syndrome."

What'd you mean, man?

She told all her friends about her ex's weird ass fetish. I don't want something like that to happen to me. Fuck that.

Dumb Bitch Syndrome by pinlitt June 8, 2011