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VIA syndrome

An acronym for Vocal iPod Amplification syndrome: A condition in which someone listening to an iPod or mp3 player tends to speak much louder than they would without earbuds on due to the fact that they believe the people they are talking to cannot hear them over "the music". Generally occurs on public transportation, as road noise contributes additional background noise.
Derek: Hey man, what are you listening to?

Jake: TAYLOR SWIFT!

Derek: ...

Jake: SORRY, I SAID I WAS LISTENING TO TAYLOR SWIFT. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

^The above is a good example of someone with VIA syndrome
by cerealmage2188 October 6, 2009
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Perks Syndrome

Overwhelming sadness and anxiety felt by underclassmen as a result of their close senior or upperclassman friends graduating.

Named after the book The Perks of Being a Wallflower, where a freshman's entire friend group is made up of seniors, but they are going to graduate.
I've gotten so close to many seniors that I can call them my best friends, and I'm scared for their graduation. It'll feel like losing an entire family. Perks syndrome has been hitting me hard.
by agreensnowman June 9, 2018
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gamer syndrome

continually doing something even though it drives you insane and causes great anger (usually related to gaming)
"hey man last night i kept trying to get an epic victory royale but i couldnt because im not an epic gamer so i yote my controller at my ps4"
"F bro, you must have Gamer Syndrome"
by Chief parkinsons January 17, 2019
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The Batman Syndrome

After a Person watches the Movie "The Batman" (2022) they Start chill in Dark Places, Monologue at the Sound of the Music "Something in the Way" by Nirvana, Say "I'm Vengeance", and listen to Something in the Way every Day
Joe "Guys i think Marcus has The Batman Syndrome"
James "What makes you think that"
Joe "Look at him"

Marcus Sitting in a Sofa With the Lights turned off, While something in the Way playing in the Background while he Looks at the Window
by Gordonman69 April 17, 2022
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Box Syndrome

Box syndrome is when you have a good job but decide to drink and be depressed so instead of staying at your job you decide to switch jobs every 2 months
loser unstable alcoholic
Hey man is Robert switching jobs again? Yes that fool has box syndrome
by Tater85 October 8, 2018
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scotcholm syndrome

Feelings of affection and appreciation felt toward Scotch whiskey (though applicable to all whiskeys) resulting from a long period of drinking it and hating it.
While I used to think that Laphroaig tasted like I was drinking an industrial fire, I now love it and appreciate its notes due to Scotcholm Syndrome.

Thanks to Scotcholm Syndrome, I enjoy sipping Wild Turkey neat.
by raabidfun September 26, 2018
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Streets Syndrome

When a female is showing rather awkward and sketcy behaviour when texting or talking to a male. It is also common when females own a Nissan Altima.
From the streets she came, to the streets she shall be returned

Bro 1: Bro shawty gotta be a mechanic, everytime I pass by her house theres always a Hellcat there

Bro 2: Bro, hate to break it to ya, but she got Streets Syndrome, thas when she be palyin with too many dudes dawg
by PedroMartins April 28, 2020
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