spearside

on the male line of the family (from spear + side);
the spear was the traditional and typical male instrument in hunter-gatherer societies.
distaffside

no dear, that was inherited from your great-aunt spearside

by Alarick September 2, 2006

Swearingen

The best type of family in the world. You automatically want to be friends with the Swearingens. Swearingen children are the best behaved and most beautiful girls.

Girl: dad I met the nicest most beautiful girl ever.
Dad: what’s her name.
Girl: Halle Swearingen
Dad: oh she’s a swearingen that makes more sense

by Halleisthebestintheworld September 28, 2019

Tongue Sweats

Increased levels of salivation shortly following the consumption of one or many shots. Sometimes this leads up to vomiting in the corner of a bar or in a friends hat.

Damn, that shot of jim beam is giving me the tongue sweats!

by Dick Dorgan May 26, 2011

Bacon Sweats

Much like meat sweats, but with a specific emphasis on bacon. To the point where you can eat bacon in the morning and still smell it and taste it in your sweat when you are at the gym.

I had a serious case of the bacon sweats last night at the gym. I could taste the bacon sweat as it rolled off the bacon grease coating on my skin. It was delicious.

by T.J. Dubz November 18, 2011

Australian swearing

Taking two unrelated swear-words and combining them into one.

Some examples of australian swearing are "Ah, shitcunt! That dickfucker ate my sandwich!"

by Jim Roger April 10, 2017

Earl Sweatshirt

god

Hey have you heard that they found god's real identity?? It's earl sweatshirt

by extraalaaarge December 29, 2020

Britney spears

the best singer who womanised me so hard i'm a transwoman :)

Person 1:i need to get somewhere but google says it will take 10 mins and i need to be there in 5!
Person 2 (the better one) : don't worry just listen to Britney spears and walk... you'll be there in 2 mins !!!

by cElLo+cat= mY lIFe December 25, 2022