Standing Blovation

A man receiving felatio from a woman who is short enough (generally a midget) to achieve the act while both are standing on the same surface. Taller men may be able to achieve this with non-midgets.

I went to see that midget stripper and she gave a Standing Blovation for an extra $50.

by Willy wonkdick July 15, 2015

Spreading the Jam

When you finger a girl on her period

"Bro my girl made me spread her jam last night"
"Damn bro I love spreading the jam!"

by glassofliquid April 18, 2020

Standing Ovation

verb. when a male or any person in possession of a dick and balls thrusts in a way that procures a soft clapping sound from the dick and ball region.

"HEY GUYS, STANDING OVATION" *proceeds to make their nuts clap*

by Stranded Fellow March 28, 2021

Standing On Orange

When someone is REDACTED

Bro was Standing On Orange last night, yo!

by coatlsAviator May 10, 2022

Court-Streching

You extend your trial with a person of the opposite sex by exaggerating feelings of apprecation and/or love.

In order for Max to "get some" he told his girlfriend that he "loves her" and later that night, he was said to be "Court-Streching" Lena.

by manida May 16, 2006

poser shredding

when a poser shreds up his board on a ledge or a sidewalk to make it looks like he grinds

guy 1: is he testing out that sidewalk curb with his new board?

guy 2: naw man he is poser shredding

by atsxpw March 5, 2011

ghetto spreading

spreading coronavirus through a rural area

stay away from that chad, he thinks covid is a hoax, and that bastard is ghetto spreading.

by username420 December 19, 2020