Tear the stockings

When one skips steps with his/her boy/girlfriend.

Girl: Mom, I got a new boyfriend !
Mother: Be careful not to tear the stockings !
Girl: Mom !!

by Aecheritt April 25, 2017

Stooking

to hover and/or stare

As the teacher was stooking around the classroom, the students acted confident in their intimidation skills

by Jill Kathryn January 17, 2009

stacking puppies

1 to goof off a lot

2 to eat puppies

3 to sandwitch yourself between two bitches

Jon: Dude i was stacking puppies last night so hard those bitches re still sore man

Ben: Dude youre stacking puppies there's no way that is true

Jon: I would be joking if i said i was stacking puppies for breakfast today

by akaKevin April 3, 2009

Stucking Phoned

An altered state of consciousness that 99% of young people reach on a daily basis. It consists of staring at your phone and blocking out the rest of the world. While in this state, you are very boring and nobody likes you. It is useful to call people out at socials gatherings when they become stucking phoned. A person who is stucking phoned may also be called a phony.

John is just sitting in the corner over there. I can't tell if he's stucking phoned or just fucking stoned.

by tsquared2215 May 28, 2014

Stacking

The act of stacking several objects on someone that falls asleep with your shoes on. Not as mean as writing on them with sharpie, but just as funny.

Boe fell asleep with his shoes on! let the stacking begin!

by Oliver_Klozov April 8, 2014

Storking

When you go to the bathroom, jack off and put the cum in your mouth. You then go back out and eat your girl out. Thus impregnating her via mouth to pussy.

Tim: How did Becky get pregnant?
John: I was storking her.

by LooseId January 28, 2016

Stacking Stakes

1. To continue to make something worse.
2. To put off something that will only get worse in time.

"Man when will Jeff stop stacking stakes and just break up with Lisa already?"

by Count chocula September 1, 2016