stanrazor

Stanrazor is one of the many amazing genshin tiktokers! Stanrazor is also one of my beloved mutuals. We became friends because we ship kaeluc <3

Me: “I ship kaeluc!”

Stanrazor: *proceeds to unfriend*

Me: “I’M JUST KIDDING—“

by stanrazorbyme April 10, 2021

stanranboo

stan ranbo is an editor who is col and i am mutual and owo uwu baka sussy lol

hey have you seen stanranboos new edit?
loo no who that
cool editor on titkok +shows phone*

by jackmaniman June 13, 2021

Deodorante Stankavius

The name of a fictional person characterized by bad odor caused from not using deodorant or a general lack of personal hygiene. Can be used to refer to a stranger who smells bad.

"Sheeit, I took a showa this mornin'. I ain't no Deodorante Stankavius!"

"Did y'all niggas smell dat funky-ass Deodorante Stankavius at da MARTA stop?"

by Johnny Insane July 6, 2008

Hood Standard

Hood Standard is an occurrence commonly experienced by people in the inner city or the "hood." This occurs when a seemingly successful person from the hood is praised by fellow hood members for their impressive accomplishments. While this person might truly be successful, most are usually only successful by hood standards. In the hood, going to college and having a wide vocabulary might be seen as a tremendous success. However, outside of the hood, these accomplishments are commonplace. This causes the person to have a false sense of security and an inflated view of themselves. This can be detrimental when the person leaves the hood and is pushed to confront the real world, where their "accomplishments" might not mean much. It is important to remain level headed, humble and hardworking to avoid this false sense of security and prevent Hood Standard. When a successful person from the hood avoids Hood Standard they will become truly successful by all definitions in society.

(This is not to discredit the accomplishments of people from the hood as they do have to overcome enormous obstacles such as poverty and crime)

Hoodmember 1: "Wow man did you see Mike, he goes to community college and has a part time job, that kid is going places, what a success."
Hoodmember 2: "Yeah man, i wouldn't be surprised if he became president or a doctor and shit"
Person 3: Big deal, everyone in my town goes to college and works as well, they are no successes. Everyone does that. You guys are judging him by hood standard

by TheOneWhoGrooves March 30, 2015

Double standard

When someone has a twisted idea of what’s right or wrong for a certain gender to do, while believing it is okay for the other gender.

Boy: “She should shave her legs it’s gross”

Girl: “but you have leg hair so I guess that makes you gross. That’s a stupid double standard to follow.”
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Boy: “she slept with 6 guys so she’s a hoe.”
Girl: “you’ve slept with more than that so I guess that makes you a hoe too.”

by Justspittingfacts May 14, 2020

The Standardized Dick Measurement

The Standardized Dick Measurement.

The Girl ever wants to know the real size of any Guys Dick.

First Have the guy clinch a Fist.

Then have the guy add 3 fingers sideways on top of the fist he is clinching.

Add up the total length top to bottom of the fist and fingers and This will give you the real size of his Dick. Head,Shaft and the Base.

Hey Jen I want to know how big Jakes Dick Is.
Just have Jake do the The Standardized Dick Measurement.

by DrFuck February 12, 2021

Double standard

If a male gets his dick chopped off and tossed in a cornfield, the world gets to laugh because he was probably a rapist and an abuser, at least that is the accusation, but if a female got her tits or other parts chopped off and tossed in a cornfield, the world is expected to weep for such a brave soul (even if she might have been someone who wasn't a nice or good person).

It's a double standard when the lives of one sex are treated like junk/garbage, and the lives of another are treated like critical and revered.

by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021