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A paulie spread

by Toasty83 April 12, 2020
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community spread

the spread of a contagious disease to individuals in a particular geographic location who have no known contact with other infected individuals or who have not recently traveled to an area where the disease has any documented cases
We have evidence that their is community spread of this virus that’s why we are taking in all acts in order to prevent it from spreading even further
by 1Shot Duke May 8, 2020
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Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020
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Start spreading the cheese

Hey give me cheese it is national “start spreading the cheese” day
by Pelley November 4, 2020
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Trump-spreading

What you do when you are truly desperate to fuck things up even worse—like walking around sick with COVID and spewing everywhere.
I’m such an asshole, I got so bored today I went out and did a bit of Trump-spreading in the subway.
by anonymous October 6, 2020
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bed-spread

1.) The substance covering sheets after sex.

2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.
We knocked the bottom out bae, I feel like I am in a sandwich with all this bed-spread.

I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.
by aalh October 9, 2020
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pebble spread

When you go to eat a chicks ass (or dudes) and thier asshole is covered in flecks of toilet paper balls (dingleberries).
Dude, I went to go eat this chicks ass and she had the most gnarly pebble spread I have ever seen.
by roachnastee December 11, 2017
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