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topside spoon

When a person lies face down flat and another person lies on top giving anal.
"Hey, I heard Rory and Kai did topside spoon last night and thought it was great fun."

OR

"You're topside spooning me right now!"
by RHINO & CHAM December 2, 2016
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Vibrating Spoon

When someone has a really good ass, but also has parkinson's disease
Person 1"What happened to our vibrating spoon?!"
Person 2"A with a good ass and parkinson's disease stole it's power!"
by Archduke of Douchebags January 11, 2021
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Bach's spoon

“The most literal answer is the best”

Bach’s spoon is much like occams razor “the simplest answer is the best”. As he pulls out a big spoon as a witty reply to his friends comment “only a spoonful”. Bach acknowledges that a “spoonful” is only an abstract form of measurement therefore he subverts expectations by pulling out a large spoon. This spoon being full would drain the contents of the tub of ice cream due to its size. Bach can only come to this answer by pushing “spoonful” to its most literal definition. His friends language makes it so that Bach is able to exploit the agreement without voiding the terms of “a spoonful". Therefore making the most literal answer the best one.
"My doctor said I should limit myself to one cup of coffee a day so I employed the principle of Bach's spoon and bought a 32 ounce coffee cup".
by xucez December 2, 2020
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Spoon Recovery

When you're sad, ill, lonely or cold getting into the spooning position with someone will solve everything & make you feel better.
Two people in bed
Person one: Corrr im cold
Person two *Spoons person one*
Person one: Thats better now we are both warm & comfortable, thanks for the Spoon Recovery.

Same applies to being sad, ill or lonely, by being spooned you feel better
by Paula Harris September 11, 2013
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Adjustable Spoon

A spoon that can be adjusted, either by rotation or by extension.
WHERE IS THAT DAMN ADJUSTABLE SPOON!
by Spoonman-best superhero February 8, 2022
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surfing with a spoon

don't see him around much anymore?.
Nah dude the heroin is his master now.
He's surfing with a spoon.
by Slidekick October 24, 2017
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Spoon me

One says to their partner, 'Spoon me'. Phrase is often used during winter nights.
by Marty Broon October 22, 2008
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