Wisconsin Spatchcock

You brine your partner in beer then lay them flat with their arms and legs spread. You proceed to pump them full of your gravy while wearing a Brett Farve jersey and eating cheese.

After a long Thanksgiving day and a big Packer win, the old lady let me Wisconsin Spatchcock her on the kitchen floor.

by Holyhellthatsadinosoar November 25, 2025

Junkie verbal spatter

When a low form drug addict talks shit or creates sentences with there small annoying dumb ass minds that are lies or highly exaggerated in order to impress their “victim” (any individual they are speaking to) or to appear to be more then they are/ appear to have more then they do/ appear to be something that they are not/ appear to own something that they do not. In short, verbal communication made by a junkie that is not to be believed, unbelievable or large chains of small talk interconnected that the victim does not give a fuck about.

Man, this fucking guy, just all junkie verbal spatter all day long, I can’t be fucked listening to him.

by False.Pulse June 2, 2022

butter the spatula

Take out the trash. Comes from the Italian phrase buttare la spazzatura meaning to take out the trash.

Lee always bitches when I don’t butter the spatula, but she does it anyway.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 11, 2022

While you were Yitten yatten spitten and spatten

While you were wasting time

While you were yitten yatten spitten and spatten I was washing the dishes.

by anonymous April 8, 2022

It's Pat

From the andryogonus character on Saturday Night Live. The character would make references leaving the audience wondering whether the person was a male or female.

Bob.."For the office party , the men will bring salads and the ladies main dishes.
Sam "And I will bring the Pepto Bismol"
Bob.."Don't give a "It's Pat"

by Venomously Beetch October 20, 2010