Spalding Balding

When your pubic hair starts falling out after to many trips to Spalding County ie Griffin.

I saw roger in the shower yesterday and he’s got a serious case of Spalding Balding. I told him to stay out of Griffin

by Mind_surgeon July 2, 2022

spalding

When a man is balding, but still ballin'. A reference to the Spalding brand of basketballs.

Person 1: "Yo, Mr. Jonas is spalding."
Person 2: "Didn't know he had it in him…"

by senro November 29, 2023

Spalding

Noun: A popular basketball brand

Verb: An extension from the urban slang use of Malding. A combination of the words Super, Mad, and Balding. Most popularized from the gaming video website www.twitch.tv and the subsequent definition of someone raging in front of a computer screen when any arbitrary triggering event is happening in front of the observing entertainer.

Verb: "Lol, dude is spalding from the L-streak."

Noun: "Hand me that spalding there."

Verb: "Throw that spalding baby."

by IBetterSeeImprovementInMyLife July 25, 2025

The Spalding effect

The Spalding effect is that of a coworker on another coworker, one inspiring the other to stop working and leave their job as soon as possible. The individual embodying ‘the spalding effect’ could be described as a bad influence.

‘The Spalding effect was evident amongst the senior members in his new workplace.’

by Verbatim37 September 2, 2025

Saldir

A gimp; loser; one who gets tea-bagged by Bristlebane on occasion; a gay smurf; homosexual; butt-pirate.

If that Saldir ever shows his flaming gay head around here again make sure he leaves without it!

by Canisisisisisis September 3, 2003

spadered

Having been gotten to by spader.

He spadered my cat, he spadered my dog, and then he came for my hot dog!

(Rhyme of the Spaded, by Comrade Mullady)

by Spader April 23, 2004

Spade03

A wondrous land of caek.

That's quite a Spade03 you've got there!

by Anonononononon May 5, 2008