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safe as fuck

use also as a greeting
guy 1, safe?

guy 2, safe as fuck bruv init :)
by EQ January 21, 2008
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Safe Haven

A Nebraska law that allows parents to legally get rid of their children at any point before the child in 19 years of age by dropping them off at a Nebraska Hospital.
If you don't shut your mouth I'm going to drive to Nebraska and Safe Haven your ass!
by Alfred Banesworth March 30, 2009
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Safe Sexting

The act of using a password or other safety feature to prevent your friends, parents, girlfriends, etc from discovering your assortment of hot or racy pictures on your cell, computer, email or other encrypt-able devices.
Girl : I dunno, should I send john this pic?

Girl two : It's fine, John practices Safe Sexting!

Girl : That's good, no way that this pic will get into the wrong hands if he is Safe Sexting.
by Hyperman036 March 19, 2011
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Safety School

A college or university that one applies to in case they are not accepted to the school of their primary interest.
A. You get into all the schools you wanted?
B. nah but I did get into my safety school, SUNY Albany.
A. Well, at least you'll have somewhere to go; but your future doesn't look to great.
B. Yeah I know. That's what I get for being a tool in highschool.
by Steve "ToolBox" Rich August 16, 2008
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safety pin

a foldable pointy object, useful for getting stuff off of other stuff.
hey, you got a saftey pin? my pipe is clogged again
by hash is brown November 13, 2003
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Google her with my safe search off

used to denote to others that you find a girl attractive and would therefore like to see her in her underwear or naked.
Friend: Check her out shes fit eh?
You: I'd like to google her with my safe search off!
by The Honey Badger December 20, 2010
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safe sex money shot

the sexual act of ejaculating into a condom then slapping or throwing the condom on the partner's face thus practicing a safe sex money shot
I have an extreme case of herpes so I only do safe sex money shots on girls I like, while a bare back money shots on whores.
by faboka December 2, 2009
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