snookered

Up shit creek without a paddle.

by MoonKnight November 30, 2002

Snoose Juice

This is an eerily sticky liquid secreted from the humans anus wall when it is stretched beyond repair. This is done by a foreign object being inserted into the orphice in question, or an abnormally large fecal impaction being pushed forcefully out. When the poop shoots inner sanctum is reamed with such verocity that the skin rips and must repair itself before fecal matter seeps into the cut and infects the victim, this fuid is secreted. It then flows into the rip before poopy nasty does and heals the walls almost instantly.

I thought to myself, why does robertos room smell like snoose juice?

by nate February 19, 2005

Snozzed

The past tense of "You snooze you lose."

"Hey, that's my seat."
"Too bad, you snozzed."

by TMarcello August 17, 2006

snoozy

a person who always presses the snooze button and refuses to get up
plural:snoozies

"i don need a snoozy in my troop",said the officer

by kunal pal November 28, 2006

Snoozy

The feeling of being more tired than drousy.

Mikey was very snoozy as he sat on the bus.

by MissBetch! yaaa♥ April 24, 2010

snoozewhack

To repeatedly hit the snooze button after the alarm clock goes off, sometimes for hours.

I snoozewhacked for 2 hours after the alarm went off, and when I finally woke up I felt dumber than a sack of hammers.

by G M October 31, 2007

snooger

a snotty booger that is frequently eaten by little kids or are hidden under thier parents pillows.

Scenario 1.
mom-"ewh! jacob! you left a snooger under my pillow!

Scenario 2.
son-"aye anoyone got a ttissue"
dad-"no, why???"
son-"i got this huge snooger in my my left nostrile!"
dad-"sorry, you should stick it in the right one :)"

by rebecca lynn sally bob word sm July 26, 2009