blended smoothie

When u give a girl a blowjob then start hitting her from the back while another dude shits in her mouth and another one sticks his hand in her vagina and yells "BLENDED SMOOTHIE"

Bro last night we all gave her a blended smoothie

by Duckslit100 December 2, 2016

Aussie Smooches

G-rated term for cunnilingus.

She loves my Aussie Smooches - they make her come like crazy!

by abby normal too September 16, 2009

smoothie

1. A fruit drink with yogurt/ice cream. AKA Jamba Juice
2. A dude well versed in the art of pussy seduction

girl: My bf got me a purple beanie baby! i love the color purple.
dude: hes a smoothie.

by harry-san 1 March 4, 2008

sexual smoothie

In the course of macking one will hurl into the others mouth... she/he(whatever floats your boat) swallows the vomit and then returns it into the origanating mouth.

If i macked with her we'd make a sexual smoothie.

by Dillion M. February 14, 2009

serbian smoothie

When a guy and girl start masturbating at the same time and the girl squirts in the guys mouth and the guy cums in the girls mouth and they swap their cum and swallow after approximately 5 times

Dude I think I still have some leftover cum in my mouth from that Serbian smoothie I did.

by MusclesMcCoolguy April 24, 2011

Smoochin

V. The act of freeloading or being grimy by choice.

The 24 up guys are constantly Smoochin the A.C and heat from Bong.

by PanchoooYoudontknowmylife December 9, 2008

smoothie

a smoothie is a totally hot sxc guy! comes from the fact that smoothies are yummy and so are hot guys!

My god brad is such a god damn smoothie

by gen gen August 7, 2004