Slomp

The act of bailing or ditching. To stand someone up. Or even to be incredibly stupid.

"He totally Slomped Me"

by Ashleigh1324 April 10, 2008

sloop

Thus is slippery poop

Sloop goes in the potty

by Donkey_donkey April 27, 2005

sloop eye

when one eye is significantly smaller than the other, typically induced from drinking and/or smoking

Woah, Billy, your sloop eye is so evident in these pictures from last night! You must have been really fucked up!

by Jamal the Sloop May 10, 2011

Scorpion

The act of going behind someone and taking your arm in between their legs and hitting them in the stomach with a pointed hand

Dude, I mad scorpioned that guy when he wasn't looking

by dtmcdooglehead February 24, 2015

Sloopee

Going into a7/11 to get a slurpee while secretly mixing with Absolute Vodka and not getting caught. YOU have created a Sloopee.

Did you see Axel, he made a sloopee with half a fifth in his super big gulp .

by Diamond Personality August 19, 2017

Sloop

A very salty soup

Sloop

A very watery/Very salty soup

I asked me mate for some soup, next thing ye know it taste like pure sodium, did I ask for soup or sloop mate?

by Chickennoodlesloop July 29, 2018

Sloopin

The act of resting(until unconscious) whilst also sitting on a toilet defecating. This is only recommend to be done in one's own home because the risk of sliding off and shitting on the floor for 15 minutes while asleep doesn't butter anyone's cresuant.

Yo fam, have you tried sloopin? I totally did it before you got here, I feel great!

by Youknowwhattheysaytho October 24, 2018