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King soopers

A store for people who think they are better shopping here than walmart, king sooper management specializes in a variety of activities such as multiple hour long breaks registered as ‘meetings’ walking around on their cellphone and denying time off because you did not inform them when you were born. King soopers also specializes in hiring cleaning services that they pay under the table to come in and inconvenience the night crew every night
king soopers worker: “Man I love my job”

sensible civilian : “ you need psychiatric help”
by baja blast barron June 2, 2024
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Alpine Slope

Verb: to give a footjob while doing a handstand and angling your feet at a 90° angle.
Hey Keira, you better give me one of those Alpine Slopes tonight!
by Papivo December 18, 2024
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Dope Slope

1. The steep, uncontrollable lean of someone nodding out hard on opioids—especially fentanyl—where their body looks like it’s about to slide right off reality.
2. A temporary gravitational phenomenon where someone bends at the waist like they’re inspecting invisible ants on the sidewalk... for hours.
🗣️ “I didn’t know humans came with a demo mode until I saw him stuck in the dope slope.”
“She was halfway through a sentence, then caught that dope slope and time-traveled to opioid-land.”
by anonymous June 5, 2025
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Pueblo Slopper

Performed on a consenting partner with high pain tolerance, this act involves
1. Spreading their legs
2. Pouring either chile con carne or a tomatillo-based chile verde (personal preference) across their genitals
3. Slapping their ass cheeks hard (grilling the buns)
4. Sticking your meat (or other penetrative toy) in.

Note 1: Both/all partners should have a lotion with high fat content ready once they have completed the Pueblo Slopper.
Note 2: The Pueblo Slopper can be served vegetarian, or vegan, if desired.
"Mi novio y yo hicimos un Pueblo Slopper anoche. ¡Todavía me arde el culo!"
by Apocynum July 31, 2025
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milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.
Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!
by HUE HUE HUE!! October 7, 2016
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being a slope pig

This term is generally usable for the situations which someone is horny.

Slope pig is an animal in Turkish, it could be mad at sometimes
-Dude, look at this girl!
+Aw sh*t, man now i am about being a slope pig
by erooo June 7, 2019
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the flip floper shlip shloper

when you just cum and yo shit limp as fuuuuck but you still feeling good and want more but your girl sayin hell nah so you just tryina give away some slopy toppyand ima be takin real slopy shit its wet like water slide
the flip floper shlip shloper gonna get yoou
by jujun on tnhat5b by April 13, 2021
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