sloading verb (gerund/present participle) & noun
sload·ing /ˈslō-dɪŋ/
(verb) The act of downloading or otherwise loading digital content at a painfully slow pace.
(noun) A download or data transfer that crawls along so slowly it feels stalled, often accompanied by growing user frustration.
sload·ing /ˈslō-dɪŋ/
(verb) The act of downloading or otherwise loading digital content at a painfully slow pace.
(noun) A download or data transfer that crawls along so slowly it feels stalled, often accompanied by growing user frustration.
Essay-deadline, 11 p.m.
Student (texting friend): “The journal PDF is sloading—3 MB left and the progress bar hasn’t moved in five minutes. If it doesn’t finish soon, my citation list is toast.”
Friend: “Ethernet beats dorm Wi-Fi. Plug in before the spinner hypnotizes you.”
Student (texting friend): “The journal PDF is sloading—3 MB left and the progress bar hasn’t moved in five minutes. If it doesn’t finish soon, my citation list is toast.”
Friend: “Ethernet beats dorm Wi-Fi. Plug in before the spinner hypnotizes you.”
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To collect a shoma tech means to complete one of the 3 F’s. The 3 Fs stand for FUCK FIND FIGHT.
One must FUCK, FIND, or FIGHT a mike tyson. Emphasis on the “a” as in you must find/fuck/fight a mike tyson that you find in the wild.
One must FUCK, FIND, or FIGHT a mike tyson. Emphasis on the “a” as in you must find/fuck/fight a mike tyson that you find in the wild.
Yo mark i just found a mike tyson. Mark replies “sickkk you got one shoma tech” I reply, “now i gotta FUCK or FIGHT him and collect another SHOMAA”
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Get the Slimage mug.Taken directly from the name of the main character of Diagnosis Murder, the act of doing a 'Doctor Sloan' involves solving, or helping to solve, a problem using information that by all accounts SHOULDN'T be useful at that point. Could also be described as a fluke of genius in unlikely circumstances.
Person A: "Fat Fuck Freddy has gone to the chinese takeaway without me and left 10 minutes ago. We'll never catch him now."
Person B: "Doesn't he usually order a number 116 without prawns?"
Person A: "Maybe. What's your point?"
Person B: "He never has more than a fiver on him, so he'll have waddled to the cashpoint first. We'll catch him there!"
Person A: "You sir, just pulled a Doctor Sloan"
Person B: "Doesn't he usually order a number 116 without prawns?"
Person A: "Maybe. What's your point?"
Person B: "He never has more than a fiver on him, so he'll have waddled to the cashpoint first. We'll catch him there!"
Person A: "You sir, just pulled a Doctor Sloan"
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