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Slippery Plate

When a dumbass drops something and, instead of admitting they were at fault, claims that the plate was slippery and that is why their food is now on the floor.
It's not my fault that i dropped the funnel cake, they put it on one of them slippery plates.
by krustmachine December 20, 2010
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Skippy bayless

N. a person

1)Some one who makes bold predictions on sports and has no idea what he is talking about.

2)Who lacks a brain and constantly mocks the #1 Wr in the NFL.

See. Skip Bayless ESPN
Ochocinco - " T.O did you hear dat trash dat PB Skippy Bayless was sayin ? " T.O- "Over rated, My ASS!"
by GameCast_Ninja October 28, 2010
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Sloppy Caterpillar

When a particularly ugly girl tries to give you a hand-job while you're soft /without boner. This usually doesn't result in ejaculation, and when it does it hurts like a burning hell. Usually done against the man's will.
That ugly bitch gave me a sloppy caterpillar!
by proudyellowman March 28, 2011
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Sloppy Dropps

An alter-ego that only appears when someone is absolutely shitfaced. The alter-ego has a completly different personality and does things they eventually regret in the morning. The person is usually blackedout and usually pukes alot.
My freind Drags was so hammered last night, he was Sloppy Dropps
by TPK4life June 10, 2011
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slippery cat's womb

to have the personality a slippery cat's womb.
"You are one slippery little cat's womb...you dicks-mouth"

Eric went to the shop and saw Jack, who he considered to be a slippery cat's womb.
by ojart July 18, 2011
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slippin on your slackin

Have you ever been in a situation where you could have done significantly less work and achieved the same outcome? Haven’t we all. Well you, my friend, fell victim to “slippin on your slackin”.

The phrase “slippin on your slackin” is appropriately used when an individual exerts an unnecessary amount of effort only to achieve the same results as the asshole who did little to no work.

For example, back in elementary school, my teachers would use the first few classes to emphasize the point to read ALL the directions before beginning a test. So how would they ensure people to do this, you ask.. Well they would create an exam composed of an assortment of thirty or forty relatively easy questions broken down into numerous sections with lots of specific directions. Easy enough, so you read the directions with a magnifying glass and any idiot could ace the exam. Yeah right, if only that were the case. These smartasses would write in small print at the very end of the exam, “Don’t fill in any of the above sections, simply write your name at the start of the test, hand it in and you will receive a perfect, 100%” … As you can imagine only about two people in the class would actually read all the directions prior to completing the test.

Well all but those two jerk offs, myself included, were effectively “slippin on their slackin”. They exerted t more effort than did the two students who did essentially nothing only to receive a fraction of the grade.
(For any asshole who is still not catching on)

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(Your wife enters your house unexpectedly)

You: "Fuck! I literally just did the laundry 10 minutes ago"

Your Son: "Damn dad, you're slippin on your slackin"
by jay bunzz October 3, 2011
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slippery beanie

When two schlongs touch at the tip (head) and one of the members slides their uncircumcised skin over the other tip (head).
" I caught Aaron and Gary doing a slippery beanie in the shower yesterday morning."
by Babyguts January 31, 2014
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