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sleeping challenge

Simply what you would guess it is. Stay awake for 24 hours.
by ChevyGirl27 July 27, 2014
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Sleeping

What should be doing right now.
Iam "Ngghhuuh..."

Hym "Why aren't you sleeping?"

Iam "The same reason I'm not doing a lot of things!"

Hym "Oho! Somebody's cranky! Hahahaha!"

Iam 😩 *sigh* "I'm sorry... I just can't. Alright? Leave me alone..."

Hym "Okie dokie. Try not to think about our slow and steady descent into madness."

Iam "That isn't helping!"

Hym "It..."

Iam "I KNOW! IT ISN'T INTENDED TO!"

Hym "Hahahahaha!"

Iam 😩 "You know, the worse part is having to do things tomorrow, you know? It wouldn't matter that I can sleep if I didn't have to do anything after I woke up."

Hym "I hate doing things... That's probably why you can't keep a job."

Iam "Yeah, well, that's a whole nother topic entirely... I need sleeeeeeepah! 😩"

Hym "I need... 🤔 The blood of my vanquished enemies. 😌"

Iam 😣 "Shit... The sun is coming up..."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2022
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sleeping tiger

When Victor Weyi and Alfie Regan shag, they fall asleep in the same bed and have an errection at the same time.
"Victor I have a small penis" said Alfie, "Do you remember being sleeping tigers last night?"
by Josh Cromar April 19, 2018
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Sleeping Froob

A rare artifact that every body wants. It is priceless due to the fact only one was ever made. The Location is unknown.
I got a tip that the Sleeping Froob was hidden in a Glacier north of Fucking, Austria.
by Sozen September 28, 2007
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sleeping bag

The act of placing one's scrotum on the forehead or face of a passed-out/sleeping party go-er; often for photographic purposes. Very similar to a teabag but much safer (if you fear a teabag victim might bite).
My buddy passed out after only six beers so we all gave him a sleeping bag.
by matt68000 June 22, 2004
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leeching

To copy all the porn of a fellow lanner at a gaming event :)
A11 j00r p0rn b3l0ngs 2 m3
by lee--ch--ing September 23, 2003
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screeching tires

the sound of tires screeching the pavement is not very well known, although it is generally associated with a death sentence.
I was walking to my friend's house when I heard this car screeching tires on the street.
by bleuilly May 4, 2010
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