foot slapper

One who cannot drive, and does not use public transport

Bro, look at all those foot slappers out in the rain

by El Capitan.... March 31, 2021

Knee-slapper

When you cut your knees off and slap your partner with them

I was having a bad so my husband gave me a knee-slapper

by Unifart April 2, 2021

watermelon slapper

A male of African decent that grabs and or gropes the female breast.

“Aye! My boy Tyrone was a total watermelon slapperat the club last night!”

by Daddyaddy1219 July 30, 2021

Baloney Slapper

When you rip a chainsaw fart during an awful case of swamp ass that has the same sound, smell and consistency of slapping two pieces of lunch meat together.

I came home from a run and let out a Baloney Slapper so rancid my dog came to see if I was about to feed him.

by BigDickCorrine April 15, 2022

Knee Slapper

A saying a person does when another person says an unfunny joke but you're being sarcastic about it, indicating it was the funniest joke you have ever heard in your life. (being sarcastic if you didn't get that)

"Hey Billy, why did the chicken cross the road?... TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!" *laughs hysterically*

"What a knee slapper, Timmy!" *slaps knee*

by lovelyleftorgan777 May 4, 2022

duckbilled slapperpuss

The Duckbilled Slapperpuss is a variety of plastic enhanced female, those of extortionately large lips and breasts who spend copious amounts of financial resources on looking like something from a sexual fantasy of dubious nature ! That’s the Slapperpuss for you !

I came across the Duckbilled Slapperpuss on her way to the rail station, her name I can’t recall, but the memories linger of her enhancements !

by The Cat 🐈 July 9, 2022

Water Slappers

Feet next to or in body’s of water

Stop splashing me with those water slappers of yours.

by KiwiColorSlut2000 July 23, 2022