skills

Something that a 1337 person has lots of.

ph33r my 1337 sk1ll5.

by JJ October 30, 2002

Three Sea Shells

An integer of sea shells greater than two sea shells and less than four sea shells

She sells neither two sea shells nor four sea shells, but three sea shells, by the seashore

by paddyflynn August 3, 2016

Shellshock

The feeling of a caffeine comedown and shakes the day after drinking too many jagerbombs

Dude, I was so shellshocked this morning I couldn't sleep.

by Con1989 November 4, 2011

Skellington

If someone is using a skeleton and/or skeletal avatar and/or signature on a forum, or can medically be described as a skeleton, they refer to themselves as Skellingtons in the hope of a small ego boost. Also used by n00bs when trying to describe a Skeleton.

Waz: "LEIK, ZOMFG SHAI ICN'T SKELLINGTON?!"

Shai: "No, Waz, I really am a Skellington."

by Noosh September 10, 2005

Ass smells like Foldgers

1)If you are partaking in a coffee enema and you leave said product in too long, your ass will smell like coffee grounds.

2) Over hearing someone say "crass and vulgar" and thinking they said "Ass smells like foldgers".

Kate: Mmmmm, did someone make same coffee?
Arturro: No, Reese is suffering from a botched coffee enema.
Kate: Well, his ass smells like foldgers.
Arturro: I can make some coffee if you want?
Kate: Umm no!

Reese: Oooo! I want some!

by FakeAorta August 7, 2012

bulk bypass skills

ability to actually ignore/like bulk (fat) and get to the "heart of the matter" (i.e. great personality, and/or to the orifice/tube)

black guys quite often have really good bulk bypass skills!

he didn't have very good bulk bypass skills, preferring the feel of a 'tight' body.

she had terrible bulk bypass skills, even though she was 300lbs!!

steve STRONGLY disliked slim women, he had good bulk bypass skills...

by michael foolsley August 4, 2011

Drug Cartels and taco shells

What Donald Trump thinks Mexico with full of.

Trump: 'we need to build an wall; in which, Mexico will pay for it, to stop Drug Cartels and taco shells.

by EmJayee January 6, 2021