Simpsons Math

A pop cultural term for counting in base 8, because each character in the Simpson family was born with four fingers on each hand, which means they would count like this: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10, 11, …, such that all eight-fingered members could do without the symbols 8 or 9.

In Simpsons math, “If Homer and Marge and their four kids looked at two spiders, how would they write and pronounce the total number of their legs?” 20 and “two-zero” rather than “twenty.”

by MathPlus June 12, 2021

King of Simps

The current king of simps is Comly. His son named “little Bart” is next in line. The king of simps is the leader of all simps

Wow that Isaac kid must be the king of simps.

by Little bart November 26, 2019

Simpson

An alternate name for Orange Juice breakfast beverage. Inspired by the infamous NFL Hall of Famer.

Could you pick some Simpson on your way home? We're all out.

by Ralph McGregor May 29, 2008

The Simpsons

A funny show.
Not funny anymore.

by person yo-yo August 2, 2003

The simpsons

A show that used to be inventive and funny until 2000 when matt groening(quote) "wanted to make it faster and funnier" which ruined the show and turned it into a family guy clone.

source of quote: Simpsons dvd.

example:

guy1:dude did you see the old episode of The simpsons?

guy2: YEAH IT RULED!!!

guy1:Did you see the new episode?

guy2:Yeah, It sucked.

by bob November 26, 2003

O.J. Simpson

Similar to the Danny Glover. It's when you jam your fist up someone's ass (male or female), remove it, all covered in blood and shit (resembling a bloody glove), and proceed to choke the person until rendering them unconcious.

After I gave that chick an "O.J. Simpson" she didn't shit right for a week.

by kyspsm October 6, 2006

jessica simpson

A person who snorts cocaine in the bathrooms of nightclubs with Lindsey Lohan.

Look at that Jessica Simpson snorting coke over there!

by Matt Clark May 13, 2005