simolian blowjob

When a girl starts chewing on your dick while giving you a blowjob, like a starving Simolian.

This girl I met gives the best Simolian Blowjob.

by InvisibleCobra May 9, 2017

Simon Promise

A promise that can never be broken

I made a Simon promise that I would start to exercise again

by Username 0 September 21, 2017

Simon The Scientist

The best scientist out there, coming to you with new words.

Yo dud, Simon The Scientist discovered how to go on the mars!!!

Dud: OMG JHOW////!!!????

By making the best rocket ship made out of cardboard!!!!

DUD: OMGEKGJQ

by Simon The Scientist April 22, 2018

Simon Keough Jack

A Simon keough Jack is a shit name , but as soon as you see this person you realise.. ‘wow he has a hedge on his head’ often mistaken for a fat lesbian.

Side note : usually in debt.

Don’t be like Simon.

I met Simon Keough Jack today.. I feel good about myself now

by Qwertyuiii May 31, 2018

Simon Keough-Jack

Simon Keough Jack is also a name for a shit YouTuber. Probably in debt and mushroom hair. Also has the potential to be mistaken for a fat lesbian.

This YouTuber is such a simon Keough-Jack

by Wancle June 22, 2018

Simon code name: Debil

Person that hates almost everything except russia, cs:go , vodka and rakija. He usualy stays in his room all day and does basicly nothing useful. He is a slav.

Simon code name: Debil is a true slav I wish i was like him.

by pedr64 August 2, 2018

SimonC

Sick teacher does weed in the boys toilets his office is a girls changing room

SimonC : very nice person

by WagwanItsShannonTheDabber October 26, 2018