screwed in the ass

to be totally fucked over; to be completely shafted

I got an F on exam; I am not totally screwed in the ass.

by anonymous December 21, 2003

Screw

A metal object used to hold other metal (usually) objects together. It works with a spiral tip that you twist and turn into an inverted spiral hole.

I should prolly screw a screw into that there bookshelf.

by Bigface October 27, 2004

Screwball

A 50/50 mix of Powder Heroin and Powder Cocaine. Creates the feeling of being in a relaxing warm bathtub mixed with the desire to complete an insurmountable task. This volatile mix is usually mixed into a drink because snorting it is too risky.

Guy 1: "I heard that guy over there is selling "screwball"."
Guy 2: "That stuff will mess you up for days."

by Big Poppi July 28, 2014

Screw

slow music originated from Texas

Down here we play screw too.

by Carlos Newson a.k.a. Celow (Mississippi) June 28, 2003

phillips screw driver

4 oz Vodka
2 oz Orange Juice
2 oz Milk of Magnesia

Friend 1: "I am really hungover!"

Friend 2: "Here, have a phillips screw driver."

by Westex November 17, 2006

Nebraska Screwball

pouring a vanilla milkshake over your penis, freezing it using a walk-in freezer to make a solid frozen layer of milkshake on your penis, and proceeding to have sex with a girl, while rotating your entire body around the axis of her vagina.

"Last night, I heard that Steve gave his girlfriend a Nebraska Screwball!"

by definitionman345433 July 13, 2009

Dirty Screwge

A sex act involving intercourse where a woman is suspended from the ceiling by a harness while a man lies on a spinning table. The woman then mounts him while he spins beneath her on the table.
The woman should remain still while the man spins inside of her.

Ken pulled his scrotum while attempting to perform a dirty screwge with Barbie.

by KittyKittyLickLick69 October 16, 2009