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Shiting hand

Similar to wanking hand. It is the hand that someone uses to wipe their ass after they shit. They don't give 2 shits about cleaning that hand. It can be the same or different hand as the wanking hand, depending on the person. Do not shake it or you will face something that is worse than death. If you shake it, RIP XC. If the hand you shake is the wanking and shiting hand, I don't know what to say.
A: Don't shake his shiting hand *lolol*
B: But how do I know which is it?
A: How the hell should I know? If you shake it, RIP.
by Mr Confident June 26, 2016
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shooting star

Where a guy is about to ejaculate on a girl/guy's face and right as it's in the air & s/he sees it, s/he makes a wish before it lands on his/her face.
As timothy ejaculated into the air, Samantha watched the shooting star before it hit her face and made a wish.
by godisnotreal24 October 14, 2017
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shooting

Varik: "Shooting birds is a hobby of mine."
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chicken showing

The consumption of large quantities of Popeye's chicken during the public display of a "so bad it's funny" Asian film, often including other shenanigans such as a watermelon eating contest.
"That chicken showing the Asian Entertainment Club had of 'Battlefield Baseball' sure was fun! I can't believe how much ghetto pop you drank!"
by LDJosh June 18, 2008
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Whisper shouting

Great way to think your yelling, when actually noboddy can hear you.......usually after many faild attempts at mouthing something.
Whisper shouter:
Hey going out today???

Reciever of whisper shout: What the heck is Bill whisper shouting over there??? I still can't tell.
by M_N_H!!QW August 25, 2009
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police shooting

(noun) - The act by which hero police put a stop to a criminal attempting to harm another person or the police themselves. The criminal immediately is turned into Raggedy Ann when they refuse to either drop a weapon or driving their car at police in an attempt to run them over. The world is ALWAYS better off without these criminals.
hear about the latest police shooting?

Yes! I cant keep up those police are bust keeping us safe!!
by $lapaho April 29, 2021
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Smoking from Shooting

Used after doing something that takes a lot of effort and/or time, also after doing some "hard work"
Also literally means after shooting your gun smoke flows from the barrel.
Commonly said as Smokin' from shootin'
Also the name of a My Morning Jacket song
1. Putting up those shelves got me smoking from shooting

2. Guy 1: Hey good job in the marathon!

Guy 2: Yeah it was hard, i'm smokin' from shootin'

3. My favourite My Morning Jacket song is Smokin' from

Shootin'
by joe... or something November 26, 2010
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