Shitty Kitty

When a receptive sexual partner does a poor job, or none at all, at cleaning out prior to having anal sex; thus shitting on the insertive partner's penis and/or the bed

"Man, I fucked Gerardo last night, and he shit all over my dick. Had to throw out my Martha Stewart sheets"
"Well duh, they don't call him shitty kitty for nothing"

by Shatonya Sheets October 9, 2021

Shitty Boner

When you take someones beer and dump laxatives into it. Then after this you proceed to slip then a Viagra. Then when they're shitting their brains out they have a nice fat boner to go with it.

John gave Matt quite the shitty boner!

by Shitty boner 123 May 24, 2021

Shitty Buddy

A shitty friend that cancels plans last minute, or causes other inconveniences in your life, while bringing nothing good into your life.

Man, that Tony Gunk is a real Shitty Buddy,you know?

by Grouchy Buddha February 28, 2023

Very shitty

Admit it, you searched this to see "get the very shitty mug"

UrbDic inc: get the very shitty mug

Johnny: NAH DOOD I AINT GETTIN NO SHITTY MUG

Smith: why would u search it up then lol

by Da fake slim shady February 13, 2023

Shitty alchemy

When someone ,most likely a dark alchemist or magician uses witchcraft to manifest poop in your butt as a war tactic to distract, divide, or conquer.

Example: hey Ken just got shit jammed by my super pooper spell. He'll never be able to fend for himself now! What a war tactic, shitty alchemy is!!

by Shitty alchemy June 21, 2021

Owl Shitty

The band faggots refer to as "Owl City".

"Did you hear that new song by Owl City?"

"Oh, you mean Owl Shitty? Those gijantic faggots?"

by derpstick December 5, 2010

shitty dick

Talking about a bad situation or something bad that has happened

Robert: Dude, my mom did a break check this morning in the car and I spilled Dr. Pepper all over myself

Alex: Oh dude THATS a shitty dick

by Chickenbone1993 March 12, 2009