Tuna Shampoo

A medieval form of torture commonly favoured in the Roman times which combines briny tuna chunks with Radox Coral Reef. When added to the prisoners hair it would make them instantly undesirable to any potential sexual conquests

Morgan is a cunt and shall now receive Tuna Shampoo

by Bent Galaxy November 23, 2021

Cunt Shampoo

Beer.

I lathered myself with some cunt shampoo...

by Mylo Johnson January 14, 2022

butt shampoo

lather, rinse, repeat… for your cheeks!

Looking clean, she’s probably got that butt shampoo

by waxonjackson420 July 6, 2022

work shampoo

Shampoo you leave at work to wash your clip in hair extensions that you are still wearing from the night before for a last minute happy hour randevu with a new boo.

Why do you have shampoo at work?
It’s my work shampoo.

by Ginap September 2, 2022

Spit Shampoo

This happen when a girl proceeds to wash your dick with her mouth resulting in a Saliva Shampoo. When the job is down she should be able to see her reflection on your cock.

I wish this girl would give me a spit shampoo

by SLR474 July 27, 2024

brown shampooer

During a sexual act one partner drags their rear across a hairy chest while defecating leaving a brown streak in the hair (carpet)

My chest still stinks after that brown shampooer

by Dick Shon Neary February 22, 2025

Light shamp

Definition:
A decorative or protective cover placed over a light bulb, often used to diffuse or soften the brightness of a light. A modern or alternative term for “lampshade.”

Example sentence:
“Hey, the light shamp in the hallway is crooked again.”
“She got matching light shamps for every lamp in the house.”

by Dylanxyn753 June 11, 2025