Swanking

Were a man is masterbating in a ferocious pattern of rageously jagging his penis about.

Nick: Hey Sam what do you call it where you masterbate angrily and pull your penis in all diffrent directions?
Sam: Swanking.. Nick... Swanking..

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

klank spanking

A term used to completely insault a person which can not possible have a comeback as it was an incredibly overkill insault.

James: Fuck i droped my coke
Justin: You god dam mother fucking, cock sucking, homosexual, donkey fucking, rim job master of fucking retarded swamp donkey whore bag.
James: That was Klank Spankingtastic or
James: Klank Spanking to the max or
James: You Klank Spanked me bad or
James: Fucking Klank Spanking BITCH

by -=[TNC]=- October 14, 2005

whale sharking

when you are so hungry (read as menstrual or psycho - munchy)that you ingest food like a whale shark with your mouth wide open and eating vast quantities of whatever floats by.

I had PMS so bad I was whale sharking all night!!!!

by David Goetz January 19, 2009

swanking

A mix of wanking off and spanking your mokney or act of masturbating.

Bily was sqanking in the bathroom

by SpankytheMeat May 13, 2005

Shaking A Stick

To start a problem or make a matter seem worse

Those jerks at the shop screwed me again well Jiff don't start shaking a stick over it

by doyouknowme December 22, 2008

Shaking the salt

To give a guy a blow job.

"I saw her shaking the salt dude! "

by Anonymous183746423 March 9, 2010

kylie jenner is shaking

When you do something better or that same as a celebrity

Omg did you see her lips !
I KNOW KYLIE JENNER IS SHAKING

by Shooooook July 21, 2017