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shake the bird

To urinate (males only).
That Red Bull went right through me, I gotta shake the bird.
by RollingBlock December 19, 2018
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Albuquerque Shake

When you do pee but there are still droplets left. The Albuquerque shake consists of the little dance one does to release those spare drops. 20% chance of success when one is fighting a boner.
Jason Bourne: I am Jason Bourne, I am peeing right now
Toilet: I am the toilet he is peeing right now
Jason Bourne: I finished peeing, but these skeeevy little piss drops won't go away!
Toilet: I am the toilet
*Jason Bourne does the Albuquerque shake*
Jason Bourne: Yes, I did it. I did the shake I am rid of all pee.
by The New Jersey Times January 12, 2023
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Horny Shakes

when you get so intensely horny you start shaking
Person one: I looked at zach de la rocha for too long and now im shaking
Persone two: youve got the horny shakes
by CharvelStar November 19, 2022
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Shake the beaver

When a chick is out in the bush (biking or hiking etc) and needs to pee, then she 'shakes the beaver' to encourage the drip dry process because there's nothing to wipe with
Sorry I took so long, I needed to pee and I had to shake the beaver for a bit because I haven't shaved for a while.
by GirlBikeLife March 31, 2022
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hate shake

It is hating a women so much that the only fitting way of having sex with her is fiercely raw dogging her analy that the feces and cum spill out her ass mixed together.... the key here is hatred.
by Real Human 69 March 3, 2021
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Shake and Bake

Refers to a quote someone says when somebody is extremely confident about something.
Jack shoots a half court shot, " shake and bake son"
Tom gets lucky with lucy " shaaake annd baaakee"
by Drymartini December 16, 2012
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Strawberry Shake

1. Have sex with a girl on her period
2. Cum inside
3. Give her a strong hug and shake her up
4. Get a straw, stick it in her, and suck up your "Strawberry Shake"
A strawberry shake is not something you want from Steak n' Shake, but it is the special this month.
by Dick Walski July 28, 2010
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