September 5th

National boyfriends say yes to everything day.

A day where your boyfriend has to give you attention and be attentive to all of your needs

gf: it’s September 5th, you have to give me all your attention and do everything i say today
bf: really?

gf: ya look here

gf: will you rub my back?
bf: of course

gf: will you do the dishes and take out the trash?
bf: of course

by thegirlfriend September 3, 2021

september 1

September 1st national taken day show off your boyfriend or girlfriend and how much you love them or if your bold enough your crush go ask them out

Definition of September 1:your taken and your showing your boyfriend or girlfriend off
Guy:its national taken day!!!
Girl:nice I can show you off

Girl:(posts lots of pics videos and paragraphs about her bf)

by Baby_tay August 29, 2019

No Squirt September

The female version of No Nut November, but it's in September

Hey, are you going to participate in No Squirt September?
Oh my god, No Squirt November sucks.

by Spicy McBoii November 6, 2017

September 16

September 16 is a day for the street gang named the bloods all bloods even if you are not a blood must b walk

Blood: aye blood isn't it September 16

Blood 2:yeah it is every body better be hitting that b walk

by The.mr steal yo ting May 15, 2020

September 10th

September 10th is national suck dick day! If uu have a bf feel free to suck his dick. If uu single hook up wit someone and give him head or a blow job.

Mate #1: I’m going to my bf house today to treat him 😏.
Mate #2: What’s the occasion?
Mate #1: Today is September 10th! National suck dick day! Do uu live under a rock?

by pEriOdD! July 2, 2020

September 28th

A very stressful day of the year where you clown the entire day over Larry and check Twitter every five minutes even though you know nothing will happen but there’s always the slight possibility so you do anyways.

Oh my god it’s September 28th tomorrow!
Ahhh I’m clowning already 🤡

by Parmaham28 September 28, 2020

September 9

If you were born on this day you are so worth it, and a lot of your hard work goes unnoticed, sadly. But keep it up, your time is coming bb!! Also they are the most selfless people!

Person one (to person three): hey wassup
Person two: yo dude her birthday is September 9
Person one: oh ok
Person one (to person three): keep up the hard work! It’s so worth it!
Person three: gee thank you, you too!

by beesechurger123 January 13, 2021