scratch the barnacle

A sexual act where one stimulates the Gräfenberg spot (g-spot) of a woman. The bumpy texture of the g-spot and the wetness of the vaginal walls make for the comparison of the g-spot to barnacles.

She was horny so I went over to scratch the barnacle.

by rapidscan October 19, 2015

scratch your own balls

To be conceited or promote yourself to an annoying extent or to bring up something you did great over and over again

Carl: if it wasn't for me Rezing the team we would Lost by now

:Joe:way too scratch your own balls twat

:Dante people say I'm breathtaking and they're not wrong

:dan Way to scratch your own balls

by Wilyboi February 13, 2017

scratch-22

The relief and pleasure from scratching an itch you wish you didn't have.

It was a real scratch-22 as Dillon's eyes rolled back in his head while he vigorously scratched at the crabs he got from his mother.

by scratch-22 December 14, 2017

Schitsel

I chisel used to hammer shit out of a constipated ass.

Can someone bring me the hammer and schitsel, I need to hammer this turd out of me?

by Big Daddy Mojo February 13, 2018

Scratch

Loose ends found in a bag of weed (marijuana), or the trimmings of the marijuana plant one can buy in large quantities for cheap. A local term native to Pittsburgh it is also known as “shake.”

“Hey man I heard Luke is going to get some scratch from that dealer.” “Do you mean shake?” “Fuck off scratch is a better name. Just tell them to buy me a 1/2 so I can smoke a bowl.”

by PghDM August 8, 2018

Scrat

Scrat is the mixture between the noun rat and the adjective screb.

‘Oi you ,ya scrat’

by Boonybobble December 21, 2018

Schitters

A really bad smash bros player. Usually sits on the edge of the map and spams projectiles. Only plays young link, olimar, and lucas. Avoid at all costs.

Player1: Hey let’s play some smash bros.
Player2: Ok
(The two play a match)
Player2: Hey, I won!
Player1: Bitch you just spammed PK fire the whole time. You are such a schitters.

by YaBoiCharles January 17, 2019