Schmeeze

The act of shitting, pissing, and sneezing all at once

Hold on bros, I gotta go schmeeze real quick.

by TheGreatThinker May 15, 2025

scheety

The art of taking a masterly crafted crack rock, crushing it down to fine pebbles, spreading it across a sheet of aluminum foil, and topping it ever so gently with fetty powder.

The ratio of the crack rock to the fetty powder is very important if you want to smoke a high quality scheety.

by Beccababy2187 July 19, 2025

Schmeep

meh, whatever

"The new album was mostly schmeep, some good some bad."

by Peeping on you August 28, 2025

Schmeeple

Your local cutie patootie

Aw cute, Stephanie is such a Schmeeple.

by Mor(e)peko November 17, 2025

schleeg

when you get a good schleeging

Karen: "How was your date with Micah last night"
Jenny: "He was great! best schleeg i've had in years, maybe ever!"
Karen: "Im so glad, I hope Micah schleegs me sometime too!"

by AidanDenny7 December 26, 2025

schleeg

When you get a good schleeging

Karen: "How was your date with Micah last night?"
Annabelle: "It was great! Best schleeg i've had in years, maybe ever!!"
Karen: "Wow! I hope Micah schleegs me sometime soon!"

by AidanDenny7 December 26, 2025

Schleeb

Anyone that uses dairy or cream based product on their potatoes.

Ew! You put cream on your potatoes!? What a Schleeb!

by Pain Noodle January 24, 2026