Person in marketing and planning department who keep on making useless presentations for clients, consumers, etc....which are then mass mailed to relevant parties....basically adding to the spam content of Clients
by poyani July 2, 2007
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Brian tried to use The Slammer on his laptop as his mum had just walking into the room and saw that he was on RedTube
by xXTrump69Xx June 28, 2016
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The grand slammer is when you do a line of coke off a girls belly, kiss the girl, take a bong rip, take two syringes full of tequila then make out with a second girl and she slips a ecstasy pill from her mouth to yours. Then you die.
by Mickey dog November 20, 2014
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Auger Rod
Seems pretty nice
Ice collection 10?
Oh hell no!
I know what to do
Verse 1
Off to the hub
I need a rod
But I can't build it up
Levels are stuck
And I don't have the guts
To spend more time
With the ice collection
Spoke with this guy
He seems so nice
He said he likes to craft
He never lies
He will never scam
He'll never mess with his
Reputation
But then
When I gave him all the items
With a straight face
Looked at me
On his island
Oh god no!
Refrain
He kick me out
I dont know how
Did I fell for this?
Happen again
I just got scammed
Hope you get banned
Verse 2
I need some help
This isn't fair
Admins don't care
I got post everywhere
I wish Simon was here
He'll get my gear
It's not sweat that you see
That's a face full of tears
Now let's be frank
Don't understand
It would all be resolved
If I had youtube rank
Man this isn't a joke
I'm not trying to laugh
They get treated like gods
By the Hypixel staff
Even if I had
All the proof I need
In 4k
Noone cares
Noone looks at me
I am so upset!
Refrain
He kick me out
I dont know how
Did I fell for this?
Happen again
I just got scammed
Hope you get banned
Auger Rod
Seems pretty nice
Ice collection 10?
Oh hell no!
I know what to do
Verse 1
Off to the hub
I need a rod
But I can't build it up
Levels are stuck
And I don't have the guts
To spend more time
With the ice collection
Spoke with this guy
He seems so nice
He said he likes to craft
He never lies
He will never scam
He'll never mess with his
Reputation
But then
When I gave him all the items
With a straight face
Looked at me
On his island
Oh god no!
Refrain
He kick me out
I dont know how
Did I fell for this?
Happen again
I just got scammed
Hope you get banned
Verse 2
I need some help
This isn't fair
Admins don't care
I got post everywhere
I wish Simon was here
He'll get my gear
It's not sweat that you see
That's a face full of tears
Now let's be frank
Don't understand
It would all be resolved
If I had youtube rank
Man this isn't a joke
I'm not trying to laugh
They get treated like gods
By the Hypixel staff
Even if I had
All the proof I need
In 4k
Noone cares
Noone looks at me
I am so upset!
Refrain
He kick me out
I dont know how
Did I fell for this?
Happen again
I just got scammed
Hope you get banned
by FluencyXYZ May 17, 2020
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Get the Alabama Slammer mug.The lowest form of life! Spammers must die! If you know one, use one of the below methods to end it's life!
Spammers should be burried up to their necks in the ground than run over with lawn mowers!
Spammers should be tied to poles then cut from sternum to pubic bone and allowed for their entrails to fall out. At this point the entrails should be doused with a flamable liquid and ignited before the dying eyes of the spammer!
Spammers are the stupidest pieces of shit allive and all should die a most horrible and painful death!
Do your part and kill a spammer today!
Spammers should be tied to poles then cut from sternum to pubic bone and allowed for their entrails to fall out. At this point the entrails should be doused with a flamable liquid and ignited before the dying eyes of the spammer!
Spammers are the stupidest pieces of shit allive and all should die a most horrible and painful death!
Do your part and kill a spammer today!
by Die Spammer! October 9, 2003
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