sausage

A common cylindric part of meat made from delicious gory animal parts. The human beings usually eat it in order to gain multiple kilojoules, but instead of that, some weirdos smoke it for their personal pleasure.

I've got to smoke my daily sausage, does anyone have a lighter or something...?

by Slutlerandojob December 28, 2005

sausage taco

when a man sticks his penis in a womans vagina it makes a sausage taco

Jims mom and I make the best sausage tacos.

by Tedwise October 27, 2003

Sausage Fest

Sausage Fest (or a festival of sausage) - when there is a bigger ratio of men to women at any given time. By LA2k7

Holy smokes batman, it's a Sausage Fest in here. . .

by LA2k7 aka Mr Rico Suavez February 10, 2007

sausage surfer

a male who rides another males penis

that dude is such a sausage surfer

by nizzle July 22, 2003

cocktail sausage

a tiny dick which looks like a tiny sausage, sometimes choad like

a cocktail sausage on a stick

by Trish Nixon May 15, 2006

Sausage Fest

When a group of people, at a bar or other hook up place, are mostly male.

Dude, this sports bar is a Sausage Fest lets go to a nightclub and find some girls!

by Tom 7654 November 9, 2007

Sausage Cup

Like a Fruit Cup, except you substitute the fart with the scent of your sweaty balls after grabbing them. More effective if done when unbathed for 2 or more days.

John: That grungy fuck over there just Sausage Cupped me!
Jolene: I envy you, Travis could Sausage Cup my face any day of the WEEK...

Guy 1: Say Guy 1, does my hand smell funny?
Guy 2: Most indeed, where has it been?
Guy 1: I just sausage cupped your face!
Guy 2: Oh my, I appear to be the victim of a foolery!

by XM8500 June 25, 2008