slinging a deuce

The act of taking a dump. Comes from the phrase "number 2" hence the term deuce.

That guy is such a tard that he takes his laptop with him while he's slinging a deuce.

by CalStabn September 22, 2005

Chin singing

A hilarious internet phenomenon where you draw on the basic features of a face on your chin, lie upside down, and record yourself miming a song with the camera zoomed up on your mouth. It should look like a weird, Jabba the hut-esque creature with giant lips singing.

She was chin singing again last night...

by they're all fucking taken July 3, 2006

Swinging Singles

A cooler way of saying the decade from 2000-2009.

Swinging singles is a double-entendre. It fits the decade, from the dot-com boom and bust, the next boom and 2008 bust.

The Roaring 20s were something, but nothing like the Swinging Singles.

by Mookie B December 21, 2009

Swinging dick

Adjective for someone that is so bad ass that their dick metaphoricaly hangs past their knees. Related words are player and pimp.

Friend 1: Did you see Jason Bourne kick that dudes ass with a wash cloth?

Friend 2: Yeah, he is such a swinging dick in Bourne ultimatum.

by Viperone July 22, 2009

Swangin

Getting drunk and swerving between lanes on an empty highway very early in the morning.

Dude: Me and steve got wasted last night and went out swangin.

by Matthew Gill April 10, 2006

swinging dicks

In legal jurisprudence, a five man team consisting of a senior partner, junior partner, senior associate, junior associate and paralegal, whose primary function is to quintuple client billings when engaging in the same work.

"I had a 10 minute phone call with my lawyer down at Bryan Cave and the swinging dicks sent me a bill for $1950."

by Ishtamo November 21, 2007

singing in the rain

activities that occur under a waterfall of urine or any other body fluids

last night i was singing in the rain with bill

by dr.pube November 22, 2010