TC suprise

When you give a guy head and he's about to climax, you bite down. When he screams in horror, you yell SURPRISE!!!!!

I gave chris a TC surprise last night and he won't return my phone calls.


Last night, when i gave chris a TC surprise, he yelled and said "i oughta bobsled you for that!"


"your mom TC surprised me last night mo fo"

by Caitlinntamara June 24, 2004

suprise anal

WHEN SOMEONE STICKS THEIR WILLY IN YOUR NILLY

God I love suprise anal, he stuck his willy in nilly again.

by Sênior Long Schlong October 8, 2017

Geyser Supriser

While a dude is getting a blumpkin, he drops a turd and leans back so the splash hits the blumpkiner and they get a brown splash in the face.

I gave Sasha the ol' geyser supriser last night, she didn't see it coming. Now her breath smells like my doo.

by King Geyser February 20, 2010

Sugar Island Suprise

After you have sex with a person from Sugar Island, you wake up with a deer carcase lying on top of you.

Kevin hooked up with this girl from Sugar Island and woke up with a 12 point sugar island suprise on his chest.

by Zombie Warrior September 28, 2006

kinder suprise

A Kinder Suprise is the odour left from a child or German person who has done a shit in your toilet and left a rather unpleasant smell.

What the fuck Heinrich??? You left a Kinder Suprise in my toilet again!

by Dermit July 22, 2006

Hignett Suprise

This is a common strategy used by child molesters throughout the western hemisphere. This is when one roams parties scouting for young intoxicated females. The prey (the females) usually are completely passed out throughout this event and will have no recollection whatsoever. The Hignett (the sexual predator) will then violate the prey in numerous unorthodox activities until his molesting session is unbosomed. Once discovered, the Hignett then denies all activities that occurred that night and uses the excuse of being completely intoxicated (when he never took a sip of alcohol). At times the victim does awake, and the Hignett will flee from fear of being sued for the acts of the Hignett Suprise .

That Hignett gave her the Hignett Suprise.

by Jason Hignett May 14, 2005

Triple Spangled Vegemite Suprise

When 3 males line up on their knees and backs in a 69 configuration with a condom in their mouth. The first person defecates into the condom in the mouth of the next, then the second to the third. Finally the third person defecates onto a piece of toast along with the contents of the condoms and then all three ejaculate on top of the turd toast. The last one to do so has to eat the Vegemite suprise while being urinated on by the other two!

Man, there were no girls around at that party last night so three of us blokes decided to go and play the "Triple Spangled Vegemite suprise"! Dig didnt like losing at all!

by ticklemaster87 December 10, 2010