stumpkin

1. One who portrays characteristics of what would make you want to shout out "STUMP"

2. a term used to describe anything and everything, as long as it sounds right.

1. "Man, that was some stumpkin!!! Great job!" or "Man, that was stumpkin, just plain booty..."

2. A person, rather large in size or even just wobbly and funny looking, is skipping down the road and all of a sudden trips and falls..youre instincts propel you to scream "AHAAA what a STUMPKIN!!"

by Meredith and Rebecca November 22, 2003

stomps

jazz dances

Sykes took her frequently to Winter Park to 'stomps'.

by Valdas November 20, 2011

Trump stump

Noun: A political speech supporting Donald Trump.
Verb: Trump stumping-To travel around the country and give political speeches supporting Donald Trump. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Trumpet, make America great again, The Apprentice, Trump speak, Trumped up, I'm going to do so much winning, Trump army, Trump rally, politics, political rally

I drove to Columbus, Ohio where Governor Pence gave a great Trump stump. I've gotten into politics so much, I'm going to support the The Donald by traveling around the country to do some Trump stumping.

by joecoolthefool September 5, 2016

Butt A Stump

Butt a Stump!!! Common term used in helpdesks across the nation to deal with rogue users who tinker with company issued equipment and then complain it does not work.

Synonyms: Go to hell! Piss off! Blow me! Get lost (Adjective here)!

Mike says, "This user has a problem with their VPN, can you give me a hand here?"

Carl says, "(Joe user) can go BUTT A STUMP for all I care!"
"I already fixed that problem last week!"

(Carl trashes a helpless keyboard and growls and makes strange animal noises Reminiscent of child hood camping trips)

by Michael Segroves December 7, 2006

stump broke

To break ones will. To make one conform. Ass rape. To punk. The term "stump" represents the hieghth of the act taking place. To break someone over a stump and rape them. Hence the term broke.

" That boy looks like he's done been stump broke".

by jody young July 12, 2006

stumped

to be very foolish

chris: yo i told dat gurl last nite i aint want her,, and she qotta be stumped cuzz she styll didnt qet me.

by Resia March 1, 2009

stumpy shorts

booty shorts for the man... but named so because instead of his booty hanging out for all to see it's his stumpy little friend that is showing

Shelley said 'oh look girlfriend, that cops wearing stumpies' ... and ronnie said 'oh how I love stumpy shorts.

by safe-tee December 13, 2012