getting stuff from storage

Workplace euphemism for taking a dump.

Boss: Where they hell were you for 20mins?

Slacker employee: Was getting stuff from storage...

by really annoyed February 4, 2010

Houseparty Horror Story

When you are on the app houseparty while taking a shit and you somehow end up on video with someone because you do not know how to use the app. Right before you quit the app your on video for long enough for them to hear the "plop" of your shit hitting the toilet.

Person 1: wanna hear a houseparty horror story
Person 2: yes i want to cringe
Person 1: so it all started when i was shampooing my pubes...

by quinoaforlunch December 14, 2016

butt dialed the stork

A term used for an unexpected pregnancy.

Did you here about Kim she butt dialed the stork.

by The stork dialed May 20, 2018

Six trillion years and overnight story

A song made by kemu featured in almost every single rhythm game and it is always one of the hardest song if not the hardest song in the game

I died at six trillion years and overnight story in less than 2 seconds

by Sora-N November 10, 2020

back in st. Olaf story

referring to someone who interrupts a story to tell a long, pointless story that goes on mindless tangents that has nothing to do with your original story like Rose was infamous for on the Golden Girls.

i.e Sarah:"So can you believe I ran into my ex from 5 years ago in a another count-"

Michelle: "Wow that reminds of the time my cat got the flu. You see what happened was......"

Matt: "ughhh, there Michelle goes telling another back in st. Olaf story again"

by hungarianprincess April 22, 2011

Stormi

Beautiful or loveable, understands life and sees people as they are

" man I wish I was a stormi"

by Shawtygotya April 12, 2010

Sex story

A story about sex that gets you horny.
Here’s an example

Marks parents where gone on a trip for the weekend so they had the house all to them selves. They where watching Netflix when mark pauses the tv. then he leans over and kisses Amanda . he trys to pull away but Amanda starts to kiss him more passionately. They start to touch there tongues when Amanda takes Marks shirt off. She starts to kiss his neck as she makes her way down to his wonderful 6 pack. Then she takes his pants off and starts to give mark a handjob. She rubs his 10 inch cock gentle at first but As it gets hard she gets rough she squeezes and rubs it when he moans she starts to lick the tip slowly but then she makes her way up He screams and tells her to put all of it her mouth.
She does as he asked he cums all in her mouth. She instantly drinks up ever drop when she is done Mark strips her, picks her up and caries her to the bed. As he starts to eat out her tight shaved pussy as she moans he licks her clit carful not to penetrate. Then he he starts to finger her and she screams. Nothing had ever felt this good And then mark looks up at Amanda and enters her . She cummed all over his dick and moans so loud the neighbors could probably hear her but she didn’t care. All she cared about was that she was having the best sex ever. As mark hits her g-spot and she screams for him to go harder . Ohhhh it felt so good. He cums inside of her and she starts to violently shake from pleasure. Soon she falls asleep in marks arms knowing she just created the best sex story ever

by I give good blowjobs September 18, 2020