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Beat the Sofa

In terms of weight loss, to lose a set amount of weight in under 12 weeks (the average Sofa delivery timescale)
"I've got 14lbs to lose, I need to lose 1.5lbs a week to beat the Sofa!"

"Got to my goal weight in 10 weeks, I totally beat the Sofa"
by LailaRose February 20, 2012
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on the red sofa

having a period
You can come round if you like, but I should warn you... I’m on the red sofa.
by The Font March 18, 2015
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new york sofa

a pile of trash bags on the street one may use as a cushion

a dumpster full of trash used as a temporary resting spot

the open end of a trash pickup truck used as a free ride as one rests their head against a pillow of trash

basically any form of lying comfortably in garbage and not caring because your life is in such a state that you're just happy to have a soft thing to lay in for a while. called a New York sofa because the trash smells about the same as New York City itself, and many people from NYC perform this ritual.
person 1: Dude, why you always sleeping in the trash?

person 2: I hit rock bottom again today. Just hanging out in this New York sofa while I try and figure this shit out.

person 1: scoot over, i've gotta figure some shit out too
by mewnNose October 2, 2016
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Mr cheals red sofa

Mr cheals red sofa is used when you buy a sofa and it gets lost for months and months, or you can say something is a s red as Mr cheals red sofa.
moriah: omg my sofa turned into Mr cheals red sofa, I ordered it months ago and it still hasn't arrived.

eddy: omg this apple is as red as Mr cheals sofa!
by eddiesmummymilkers November 12, 2021
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Load the sofa

Making sure you have a semi before you hit the surf.
"Going to load the sofas then head in on main beach I think"
by JimmyJames2000 November 15, 2021
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shaking my sofa

A way of getting revenge or harassing someone
Nick: You didn't share your croissant with me, and had my sandwich without permission? Just you wait; one day, you'll come home and your sofa will be shaking!
OR
X:Physics and Chemistry were pretty easy in the test, but Maths was definitely shaking my sofa.
by ShakeMySofa February 10, 2023
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Death by Softserve

To die during oral sex while covered in semen and softserve ice cream
"I miss my brother. He had a Death by Softserve from his friends"
"My mother had a Death by Softserve at an orgy the other day"
by C.Gabble March 15, 2024
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