smatties

1. massive breasts on any girl
2. unusually extra-large breasts in relation to a girl's body type or size

Did you see those? Those tits were huge. And she was skinny. I mean, on a large girl, they'd just be regular tatties. But on her, they're smatties!

by douglas001 November 2, 2008

Smash Till Dawn

To stay up all night and play Super Smash Bros with AI or friends. These STD meetups are sometimes used as training for competitions where a player is expected to perform for lengthy periods of time.

Bill: Hey, you have any STDs coming up?
Andy: Yea next week;

Bill: Its not gonna be just you and me, is it?
Andy: Nah, I got 2 other peeps that will Smash Till Dawn with us.

Bill: Koo

by SilentStorm July 29, 2009

smash that mit

having sex with a womans vagina really hard.

dude, when I get home I'm gunna smash that mit

by bossdaddy August 4, 2009

Smashed like joy

Equivalent to being shit-faced, but enjoying your buzz to the fullest.

I'm at this club sippin' on champagne and a vodka tonic, completely smashed like joy.

by sniki June 30, 2010

Smartasm

A cross between being sarcastic and being a smart ass.

Yo Daly, it is way too early for your smartasm.

by SoCal J-Nut January 20, 2011

smatarded

Somone who is smart yet retarded in a sense. Particularly, a person who is smatarded is only smart when intelligence is being called upon. Otherwise mainly random, stupid, mentally handicapped, dumbfounded, and ADD. Most of the time, unintelligent people cannot see through this type of person and assume that they really are just completely stupid, but on the inside the smatarded person is laughing at them because they are the lesser.

Joe: Bro, I need help on my Pre-calculus... but nobody 'cept Shmoe is around.. and he's just stupid!
*Shmoe quickly and hastily solves the problem*
Shmoe: Only believe half of what you see;)
Joe: Whoa, he's like.. smart but retarded..smatarded!

by Wolfywoof March 24, 2011

Smashing Lemons

V. (or lemon smashing) Going chatroulette.com or omegle.com and successfully tricking random strangers (or your friends) into going on to lemonparty.org and get a reaction.

Stranger: Hey, do you know any cool games?

You: Oh yea! Go on to lemonparty.org. It's a lemon smashing game. It's pretty cool. I play it all the time!

Stranger: Oh sounds cool, wait.

Stranger: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? EWW!

or

Matt: Dude I totally lemon smashed Stephen last night!

Damian: Oh man really? What was his reaction?

Matt: He totally flipped out!!

or

Logan: Hey man do you wanna go smashing lemons?

Mark: Oh man totally! I can't believe people are gullible enough to go on it!

Logan: I know!

by Ekinsane May 6, 2011