Obama cock slapper Arby noodle

When your in the middle of fucking your girl, and then you call the White House and have Obama flown in on a helicopter. When he arrives, he slaps your girl with his BBC so many times that she gets knocked the fuck out. You then force feed your unconscious girlfriend noodles, and then leave her in the closest Arby’s bathroom

So how was your date?
Good, I pulled a fat Obama Cock Slapper Arby Noodle
*aggressively shits pants*

by I am beer December 25, 2019

but beats 2 and 4 are swapped

When a specific song is edited in a program or on the web to swap the beats 2 and 4, to make it sound weird.
Sometimes this turns out to make the song better instead of worse.
Undertale/Deltarune/Earthbound Halloween Hack songs are Immune to this, and beat swapping always makes the song better.

Aaron Peckham: Hey, did you hear megalovania but beats 2 and 4 are swapped, It's a real banger!
Linkin Park: I PUT MY TRUST! IN YOU!
Aaron Peckham: Wha-

by Hong22 November 27, 2021

Knee slapper

adverb. A term used to describe a dumb-ass joke. Its inception was the result of someone noticing their friend slapping their thigh/knee when a joke was told. It's an official "knee slapper" when the person laughing sqints their eyes, slaps their knee, and can barely speak due the amount of laughimg taking place. This definition is considered a "knee slapper".

What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor!!

-knee slapper

by MegDar September 20, 2009

slapper

A slapper is a girl or woman that in earlier era's would have been called a nymphomaniac. The true slapper would shag anyone and anything if it just meant she could satisfy the craving for sexual fulfilment for 10 minutes. The word is used as an insult and a reminder that the woman is the type that loves a big pair of balls slapping against her arse - hence the term "slap and tickle" - a slapper is a woman that likes a lot of slap and tickle

What a fuckin slapper tho man, I bet she likes a good thick end up the knicker leg.
or

Eh mate she's a right slapper - you wear some protection and while youre on the job give her one for me cuz I wouldnt touch her with a barge pole - just stop and say "by the way this ones for steve"

seen as a trendy pub name
"The slappers arse"

by frosty the kebab shop owner January 3, 2008

Swapped

Having mass muscle. The definition of what a man should be.

"Damn, that 270 lb. guy is SWAPPED."

by boomshanequa March 22, 2007

swapped yoshi's

Swapped yoshi's is intentionally giving someone a STD, but unintentionally receiving one.

I was planning on giving my ex my herpes, but instead we swapped yoshi's and I got AIDs.

by Apartment 5935 January 18, 2011

snapper slappers

when a guy's balls hit a chick's pussy during doggie style

Tom's snapper slappers were sore after hittin' it doggie style with Carrie for hours.

by Dixon Cider March 8, 2009