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Shitty Digs

An unfortunate situation or circumstance.
Mang, that guy totally just spilled red wine all over that brawds white dress! SHITTY DIGS!
by Cypress Friend August 13, 2008
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Shitty McCum-Pants

Alternative name for a person who has a nasty habit of soiling their undergarments. Used when the offending "shreddies" are discovered to be hiding not only fecal stainage, but also crusty semen deposits.
"oh my God! Did you see the state of those underpants? What a Shitty McCum-Pants!
by Nick Lorcan April 1, 2009
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Shitty personal best

An individual is engaged in a strenuous activity and finds himself/herself in GI distress and on verge of defecating on oneself during said activity; individual still completes activity or event in a respectable time frame or other measurement. Used mostly when referring to athletic endeavor.
Runner: yo bitches I was cruising in my relay race on the A1A and rolling so hard I nearly shit my pants; unfortunately I had to ease up. Still ran a good time, it's my new shitty personal best.

Teammates: you better get yourself to a port a potty ASAP before you actually shit yourself. Just saying.
by OG Baby Giraffe January 9, 2011
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Shitty Chicken

When the work-place and/or job has overwhelmed you with never ending projects...

Especially on a monday!

Or when your spouse has told you she wants kids/ or to break up.

ALL BAD NEWS.
I went into work last night and saw the madness that was left behind from the earlier shift for me...I said to my fellow employees.."This is Shitty Chicken"
by Daddy_Monk October 24, 2011
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Shitty Bacon

When you purchase bacon from the store and you get home and open it and realize it contains more fat than lean meat. Also can be used as an analogy for something that inconveniences you or tragically alters your life. Often used during fits of frustration and rage.
I had to change a flat tire on the side of the freeway in the rain!That's some shitty bacon!
by Craig Pottorf November 12, 2007
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Shutter Vision

A visual effect caused by drug use or lack of sleep. The world looks as if your eyes are opening and closing extremely fast, but you can't feel any eye movement, and others can't tell you're seeing funny. It is like the opening and closing of a camera shutter on high speed capture. And it can be very disorienting.
"Dude, I roofied myslef and now I got mega shutter vision, the world looks like discovery channel or something."

"Damn, I've been up for days and the world looks like it's a cartoon; crazy-ass shutter vision yo."
by Toast Bot November 22, 2011
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dumpster with shutters

Wow, check out that dumpster with shutters.
by JayTang February 11, 2005
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