Sandow

A constipated 13 year old girl, often using phrases such as "plz" "thx" and "omg" also known for substituting letters instead of numbers, just to annoy other people. Name often used with the phrase "Douche"

Wow, that Sandow fellow sure is a douche.

by Jesus Christ March 20, 2004

fellatio sandstorm

When you get sand stuck in your foreskin from your day trip to the beach, then when your boyfriend / girlfriend is sucking your cack, the sand blows out with the semen.

After a long day of surfing at the shore, Tina was lying in the emergency room due to a fellatio sandstorm that scratched her cornea.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

Sandslapper

Someone who while masturbating and very close to finishing, grabs a handful of sand from a bowl on his nightstand and finishes out his adventure making a sand volcano.

"Think Kyle will get any tonight? " "Not when she finds out he's a sandslapper."

by Kyle'sNotInvited May 23, 2018

Dirty Santos

A variation of the the Dirty Sanchez, this time leading to a soul patch.

Hey man whats that on her chin, oh I see, it appears that she has been the recipient of a Dirty Santos.

by JoJo1981 March 29, 2012

sandous flapiolis

Scientific meaning for rock in the shoot wich is a bastardiazation of sand in the vagina.

Mike is pisses off because he has sand in the vagina.

by Mike Smith October 2, 2004

Sandusky Stix

A fun game to play which is basically tummy stix but played by a young boy (10 and under) and an old dude (65 and older).

Sorry Coach, not sure why I'm sucking at tee ball so much today. Guess that vicious game of Sandusky Stix really took it out of me last night.

by Ironshaft July 28, 2012

Sandusky Tickle

When someone older than you creepily tickles your ribs.

I was sitting on the bench when Rich reached over and gave me a Sandusky Tickle.

by johndillinger1932 August 18, 2014