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Procrastination Rooster

When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, they have come home to roost.
It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with aht next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023
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Mechanical Rooster

When there is a room full of hens and one of them has a strap on is known as the Mechanical Rooster.
John got pegged so hard by that mechanical rooster last night!
by Fagams Hero June 6, 2021
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Rooster candy

Chicken=cock
Rooster=chicken
Rooster candy= a very scrumptious cock
A cock
Yummy, I ate his rooster candy after he put it up his cats ass
by imfuckingey May 31, 2019
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Fighting the rooster

When a male is masturbating for a long period of time that it makes him tired and or sore.
Man I was fighting the rooster last night. Now it hurts...
by AnderTheEnderWolf October 20, 2017
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the young rooster

this place is closing in an hour. Heading over to The Young Rooster next. Never been. Wouldn't mind myself some random chicken.
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Rooster cock Scott

When a older gentleman (rooster cock scott) Attracts the attention of 2 or more younger females ( hens) in a workplace environment. The older gentleman does what he can to keep up to the pace of the females.
That old rooster cock scott is at it again
by The wish master March 22, 2021
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Rooster in my wrary

When your typical male human wants things to get heated up and decides to make a move on a female human. Les female might be thinking or saying..."uhh put your rooster in my wrary." That is when you have permission to get jiggy with it.
Babe. Rooster in my wrary. Now. I'm feelin it
by Andre nikitina August 1, 2013
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